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Would love to see something like that for Michael Jordan's career*

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on November 6, 2026, 10:43, in reply to "More shot selection porn"

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Pennsylvania @ Illinois (-30.5) Thu 11/5 7:30pm FS1* - biclops November 5, 2026, 12:33

Funny story everyone will appreciate: driving up to the football game tonight, my 17 year old - Blazer Yesterday, 23:40
- hi jdl!* - Ari Gold 1 hour ago
- Man that guy sucked * - IlliniRunner Today, 00:27
Miznoz back to eating shit. - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 20:15
- SLU is probably pretty good this year* - Blazer Today, 00:20
  - Probably. But Mizzou eating fecal salad is always good for a laugh* - uofi1998 6 hours ago
    - San Francisco! Cocksuckers!* - opossum jenkins 2 hours ago
- I’ve seen like 5 mins of Crowe. More than enough for me to know he ain’t it - John Coctostan Yesterday, 20:31
Pretty awesome to see Bruce interviewing Roger* - OB25 Yesterday, 20:11
- That interview was awesome. So special. - illinilosch Today, 05:46
- Yeah that was a pretty awesome moment. Rog is a good dude* - tuffy7 Yesterday, 20:58
- Indeed. Exciting finish to each OT. Flipped over from our dull game * - Potomac Yesterday, 20:17
- I am watching it too. Worlds colliding. Incredible stuff.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 20:12
Rogggggg * - illini Yesterday, 20:06
VALPO!!!!* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 20:06
- winning shot by a JOLIET WEST TIGER* - Poldark Yesterday, 20:49
Brandon Lee dropped 26 on Kentucky tonight * - jdl Yesterday, 20:00
Purdue off to a slow start vs Valpo Powell Jr.* - biclops Yesterday, 17:38
- First 0-2 start for them since 76-77 - illini222 2 hours ago
- Really awful defense by Purdue letting him get a good look on his own* - RVA Yesterday, 20:54
- Boiler down * - biclops Yesterday, 20:06
- 2OT* - biclops Yesterday, 19:48
- Imagine going to OT at home against Valpo* - biclops Yesterday, 19:35
  - Imagine only scoring 58 points* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 19:36
    - Like not even in a half. For the WHOLE GAME* - biclops Yesterday, 19:38
- Tied with 1:33 left * - biclops Yesterday, 19:23
- This isn’t Braeden Smith’s offense * - biclops Yesterday, 17:42
I truly don’t understand our court system. - OB25 Yesterday, 16:21
- Kicking mizwhos ass without him. I think Crowe is like the exact antithesis of what BU wants in - John Coctostan Yesterday, 19:03
  - 8 points on 17 shots* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 20:11
- SLU still up 11 at half on Miznoz* - OB25 Yesterday, 19:03
- The NCAA should up the stakes for schools doing this - Quiz Yesterday, 17:29
- College Sports Commission (what's that?) says there's no roster place for him at SLU - assassin Yesterday, 17:26
  - I’m sure he’ll use the time to catch up on the class work he’s probably behind on* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 19:04
- well Texas Tech just used it to pick up a guy to face us - assassin Yesterday, 16:27
  - I’m right behind you, Stillwell!* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 17:29
    - ooo - IlliniSax05 Yesterday, 19:01
  - Fun, averaged 12 and 8 at UCF last year. So that’s probably 3 lawsuit guys in their starting 5 - OB25 Yesterday, 16:42
    - And DGL!* - biclops Yesterday, 16:53
      - ooo - jdl Yesterday, 17:01
ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe?? - assassin Yesterday, 15:57
- Are those special unis, or did UMass change their colors?* - Sammich Yesterday, 16:14
- A shoe, yes. Both shoes? No. That’s both hilarious and ridiculous * - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 16:12
Maybe I’m not paying close enough attention, but other than Q I had no idea - AintHatin Yesterday, 12:14
- There was quite a bit of summer buzz about Brown - jdl Yesterday, 12:41
  - Man i just can't keep these guys straight. I thought Zens was supposed to be the best of the three - illini21 Yesterday, 13:56
    - Both Zens and Brown should be extremely valuable 3 year players (at least) - CWR10 Yesterday, 14:29
      - Davis has potential too. Good size, skills, and moves well. Just seems more like a typical freshman - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 15:04
        
        Davis reminds me of an Izzo guy that would become a pain in the ass his JR/SR year. - OB25 Yesterday, 15:11
        
        Hoping Davis can at least turn into Ben Humrichous in 2-3 years* - illinilosch Yesterday, 15:41
    - he was the highest ranked, after the summer it seemed like he was 3rd - assassin Yesterday, 14:14
  - The Sam Vecenie comments on him in their preseason pod were eye opening* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 13:29
  - Brown becoming a poor man’s wagler in a sense of under recruiting super processor but who - John Coctostan Yesterday, 13:01
- Brown and Coleman are locks. And it seems they really like Zens. - JFG Yesterday, 12:31
More shot selection porn - biclops Yesterday, 10:30
- Would love to see something like that for Michael Jordan's career* - CoronaTheirAss Yesterday, 10:43
Incredible exchange here - CWR10 Yesterday, 10:25
Our offense wants to hurt people. * - assassin November 5, 2026, 23:53
Wow. LSU women won 131-22* - bjl63 November 5, 2026, 23:25
lol at Quentin finding out Caitlin Clark was at the game - ECEIllinois November 5, 2026, 22:56
- Feel like Q could become an immediate all-time fan favorite here. - illinilosch Yesterday, 07:42
  - Lincoln Williams is my guy for beloved future alumnus* - uofi1998 Yesterday, 10:37
    - His defense and athleticism bodes very well for him* - illinilosch Yesterday, 10:41
- That’s great* - Herman Blume November 5, 2026, 23:02
And you thought our floor was slippery… - OB25 November 5, 2026, 22:50
Not quite as good but OK - jdl November 5, 2026, 22:09
- Watching Penn screen to open up 18 footers was painful.* - Carl Spackler November 5, 2026, 22:16
Apparently Brad was bigly mad at halftime* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:59
Texas Tech with a 9 point second half lead against Bethune Cookman* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:48
- We should win easily if Toppin doesn’t play* - bjl63 November 5, 2026, 22:08
  - Don't think he's even close to being ready * - jdl November 5, 2026, 22:10
- Didn't realize BC was coached by - jdl November 5, 2026, 21:59
- Not sure what is going on with Darrion Williams - OB25 November 5, 2026, 21:53
- 6 pts now* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:50
I really have to give the Underwood’s credit for the boldness of this strategy… - OB25 November 5, 2026, 21:47
Not the biggest blowout in basketball tonight - biclops November 5, 2026, 21:33
- Eff Kim Mulkey* - ATL November 5, 2026, 21:36
Put us in striking distance of Houston on kenpom* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 5, 2026, 21:33
- Ken has us favored in every game except @Duke now * - jdl November 5, 2026, 21:35
112 pts in 84 possessions (1.333). 10-27 from 3, 33-46 from 2, 16-23 FT. 15 OR, 19 TO* - Orangeillini November 5, 2026, 21:31
- rebounding in our first two games 65-21 and 62-33* - Orangeillini November 5, 2026, 21:41
Felt sloppy and like we didn’t actually play that well, and still put up 112 - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:31
Freshman played 53% of our minutes tonight and scored 59% of our points* - Carl Spackler November 5, 2026, 21:31
- Great stats . * - rozoben November 5, 2026, 21:35
Looking forward to playing a real team next Tues * - jdl November 5, 2026, 21:31
By comparison, Florida only beat Jacksonville University 88-57.* - ATL November 5, 2026, 21:31
Solid performance. * - harb November 5, 2026, 21:30
- Roughy’s mad it’s not 11x-6x* - ATL November 5, 2026, 21:31
  - Once you score over a 100, the 70 by the opponent still looks miniscule* - illinilosch November 5, 2026, 21:33
    - Especially considering the team on the court for the last 3+ minutes. * - harb November 5, 2026, 21:45
Coleman/Brown/Zens/Williams are 20/26 from the field and 7/12 from three* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 21:23
Is Penn predicted to win the Ivy? - tvillini November 5, 2026, 21:21
- yes* - Orangeillini November 5, 2026, 21:22
lol they are playing as if they are only leading by single digits....Love that* - rozoben November 5, 2026, 21:18
Props to Penn’s Lueth, he’ll be a nightmare in their conference* - PapaDels November 5, 2026, 21:18
- Yep. * - harb November 5, 2026, 21:18
The Ayo slip spot* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 21:17
- Wipe the floor!* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:20
Kind of expecting 100 every game now * - jdl November 5, 2026, 21:16
- 110 is the new expectation for me vs. the mid majors. 100 is chump change* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 21:19
Yikes. Another potentially nasty slip and fall.* - DocWalk20 November 5, 2026, 21:16
my gawd this team* - LeatherneckIllini November 5, 2026, 21:16
Big Z. * - harb November 5, 2026, 21:16
Ethan Brown's release is just insanely fast.* - Carl Spackler November 5, 2026, 21:15
- reminds me of the uconn kid.* - LeatherneckIllini November 5, 2026, 21:16
This is so fun to watch* - PapaDels November 5, 2026, 21:14
11x-7x ?* - rozoben November 5, 2026, 21:13
- Good call* - PapaDels November 5, 2026, 21:29
when will Tyler be considered the best offensive coach in the game - Nobster November 5, 2026, 21:12
Remains to be seen how it translates against top competition, but at minimum… - OB25 November 5, 2026, 21:12
13 turnovers - Vaaks has 5 of them* - Orangeillini November 5, 2026, 21:11
Maybe it’s just the pace, but it seems like guys are slipping and falling on this floor - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:09
- They cant get the north end wiped down before theyre back here* - illini222 November 5, 2026, 21:10
  - That really could be it. Case in point Q just now* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:17
  - True story. * - harb November 5, 2026, 21:11
Some of these outlet passes are going to be turnovers against better teams.* - voiceofreason November 5, 2026, 21:06
- Or just won’t be made. See comments earlier about not being able to play this pace / style to this - DocWalk20 November 5, 2026, 21:08
Ayo, Kasparas, Quentin. Wake Forest fans must hate us* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 21:05
Coleman is such a dude * - biclops November 5, 2026, 21:03
- He plays downhill from the top of the key, but in control* - PapaDels November 5, 2026, 21:20
Tomi guarding Levine is cracking me up* - DocWalk20 November 5, 2026, 21:03
This lineup lol.* - voiceofreason November 5, 2026, 20:55
Vaaks with a steal and run out for the dunk. * - harb November 5, 2026, 20:49
The cutting without the ball….mercy.* - voiceofreason November 5, 2026, 20:48
- It’s real and it’s spectacular* - DocWalk20 November 5, 2026, 20:50
LOL at Tomi’s And 1 mixtape sequence* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 20:46
- 7 feet of #whitechocolate* - DocWalk20 November 5, 2026, 20:47
- Yep. That was fun. * - harb November 5, 2026, 20:46
We have our PG * - jdl November 5, 2026, 20:46
1.26 ppp that half on offense* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:39
I don’t really get why we had Tomi bulk up if we’re playing like this.* - Carl Spackler November 5, 2026, 20:35
- It’s a head scratcher for sure - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:40
- Maybe it’s to guard Sean May* - assassin November 5, 2026, 20:36
  - checks out* - ab75 November 5, 2026, 21:01
When's the last time we ever scored on 3 dunks all in straight succession? - illinilosch November 5, 2026, 20:32
Penn fouls. A lot. - WhitmansFolly November 5, 2026, 20:32
they look tired * - rozoben November 5, 2026, 20:29
It’s really nice to have a team that looks “ok” - ab75 November 5, 2026, 20:27
Don’t get me wrong, it’s fun. But this doesn’t feel like a pace we can play for 30+ games - OB25 November 5, 2026, 20:26
- Kinda extreme tonight because penn running too* - John Coctostan November 5, 2026, 20:46
- I don't think we'll be able to - jdl November 5, 2026, 20:30
- I’m terrified of injuries. Guys are flying around like crazy* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:30
- If healthy we can, especially if we can play 10* - ab75 November 5, 2026, 20:27
  - Maybe, but the “if healthy” caveat is also challenged by playing at this pace. - OB25 November 5, 2026, 20:32
    - Not to mention just wear and tear, strains, pulls, etc from over exertion* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:38
      - Here we go * - jdl November 5, 2026, 20:46
        
        What were you referring to?* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:50
        
        Remembering the Wagler minutes consternation last year * - jdl November 5, 2026, 20:56
        
        Fair point* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 21:05
    - Would be cool to deploy it like a no huddle offense in football. Step on the gas at - voiceofreason November 5, 2026, 20:37
What a terrible half (scores 53)* - biclops November 5, 2026, 20:24
- 53 points in 40 possessions (1.325). 7 turnovers and a missed front end kept it down a touch.* - Orangeillini November 5, 2026, 20:27
- A paltry 1.325 ppp * - jdl November 5, 2026, 20:26
  - Sad* - Nobster November 5, 2026, 20:28
I like Zens a lot* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:22
- He’s mine; you can’t have him* - Stu November 5, 2026, 20:25
- He's Davis-ing well tonight * - jdl November 5, 2026, 20:25
Lincoln Williams seems to have very good athleticism* - Orangeillini November 5, 2026, 20:19
- Springy!* - OWWDig November 5, 2026, 20:19
Can we stop running into guys and forcing violent collisions!?!?* - OWWDig November 5, 2026, 20:18
oooof, Z got postered* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:18
Did things start to turn when we went with two bigs?* - biclops November 5, 2026, 20:18
wow Brown * - rozoben November 5, 2026, 20:17
big Z just got posterized* - Ron McDon November 5, 2026, 20:17
If history holds true to form, Vaaks will become our defensive stopper and shoot 26% from 3* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 20:13
- 5/7 the other night, I’m not worried* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:19
- Also would appear he doesn’t yet have his conditioning up to the level of this pace* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 20:15
- Lulz* - OWWDig November 5, 2026, 20:13
That escalated quickly* - DocWalk20 November 5, 2026, 20:13
Back to back to back dunks* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:12
Impressed that Z caught that pass from Q.* - DocWalk20 November 5, 2026, 20:11
Tell me about Ethan Brown* - TarheelIllini November 5, 2026, 20:04
- He shot a man in Reno just to watch him die* - biclops November 5, 2026, 20:07
  - There are some who call him...........Tim - IlliniSax05 November 5, 2026, 20:08
- Smart, doesn’t make mistakes, good shooter - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:07
- Tall. White. Shoot. * - assassin November 5, 2026, 20:05
Mostly played like shit on offense, on pace for 100* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 20:01
- Even left like four layups on the board and Vaaks 0-3 from deep - Blazer November 5, 2026, 20:06
Love the halfcourt trap* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:58
Ethan Brown really struggling to keep up on the defensive end.* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 19:55
- Yep. Was the same against Baylor. He’s a disaster on defense* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:55
Just sloppy shit* - John Coctostan November 5, 2026, 19:52
Our D and Vaaks jacking up off balance 3s is already annoying me.* - voiceofreason November 5, 2026, 19:51
Make a fucking layup* - Ron McDon November 5, 2026, 19:50
I like Zavier Zens stroke* - OWWDig November 5, 2026, 19:48
So what do we think about Jackstys coming in before Zvonimir * - biclops November 5, 2026, 19:47
Very impressive from Penn on the defensive end. Refs also allowing quite a lot of contact* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 19:44
- They’re out pushing us in transition - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:45
Looking a little rougher against better competition - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:44
nm* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:44
Underwood a tad irritated with our defense * - biclops November 5, 2026, 19:43
Underwood a tad irritated with Williams * - biclops November 5, 2026, 19:40
Tomi warmed up in Jake’s jersey* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:28
- oooo - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:30
Peja Stojakovic is in attendance - biclops November 5, 2026, 19:17
- Can this fucking guy wear Illini gear one fucking time?* - Carl Spackler November 5, 2026, 19:36
- As is Caitlin Clark* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 19:31
  - Didn't we beat her the last time she played at SFC?* - ECEIllinois November 5, 2026, 19:51
  - Still dating one of the FranKids?* - Blazer November 5, 2026, 19:33
Lincoln Williams gets the start #WinningWith3Stars* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 19:15
Mirkovic is sans scooter, still in das boot - biclops November 5, 2026, 18:02
- Doing some recruiting - jdl November 5, 2026, 18:57
Oh great UConn at Michigan is on right before our game * - biclops November 5, 2026, 17:25
- (Women’s)* - OB25 November 5, 2026, 17:30
  - THANKS DEMOCRATIC VOTERS* - biclops November 5, 2026, 17:33
I'm finding it really interesting going into this game if Vaaks is starting. - illinilosch November 5, 2026, 14:51
- Vaaks prefers to come off the bench - at least for now* - bulldogmba November 5, 2026, 16:21
- I think Zens starts * - jdl November 5, 2026, 15:07
  - Given how well Zens works with Vaaks -- I'd guess it will be LW instead, if able* - Quiz November 5, 2026, 16:22
  - he had a team-best time on the koan drill* - Sammich November 5, 2026, 15:12
Good stuff from Ayo - jdl November 5, 2026, 14:38
- had a team high 21 and 6 assists last night in a win over the Rockets* - assassin November 5, 2026, 14:56
  - Bulls should have paid him and shipped Josh Giddey to Siberia.* - Warrin'_Illini November 5, 2026, 15:02
    - Ayo is a winning player. Giddey is not* - bjl63 November 5, 2026, 15:38
      - Bulls miss his leadership and culture building as much as the on-court stuff. - Warrin'_Illini November 5, 2026, 15:40
    - I'm just glad he's on a good team - assassin November 5, 2026, 15:17
      - I love the Bulls and will never quit them. But you aren't wrong.* - Warrin'_Illini November 5, 2026, 15:22
        
        I want them to be good, I just want Ayo to succeed more. * - assassin November 5, 2026, 16:03
francon!* - Ari Gold November 5, 2026, 13:16
Sleepers Preview video: - JFG November 5, 2026, 12:43

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