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Might need something to lure him out*

Posted by illini222

on November 13, 2026, 12:17, in reply to "I’m just afraid Sammich is becoming stagnant*"

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Turns out he's quite the POS. Had me fooled, at any rate.

Drink Everytime Brad Underwood says "Elite" in a press conference.

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Week of 11/9 Current Events thread - Chuck Grassley is hella old - ATL November 8, 2026, 23:37

Hey complainant, if you found out your spouse was a neo nazi, would you divorce them? - ATL 2 hours ago
Active bomb threat and evacuation ongoing downtown Peoria - Dilbert 5 hours ago
Listening to this press conference… - SurfTheBoneyard 7 hours ago
- Just a reminder that DOGE fired a bunch of FAA staff - ATL 3 hours ago
- Who’s going to tell ATL when this truth was sent? - ATL 3 hours ago
- The fact those 2 are making decision in our country is scary. They are dumb as shit* - Mrap24 4 hours ago
- Their voters aren't smart enough to parse that distinction. It's like blaming Obama for the 2008 - complainant 7 hours ago
Was supposed to be enroute to Vegas right now. Sat at the airport for 2 hours. - Illiniphil Yesterday, 18:56
- Where was your connection, and how much are hotels there right now? - complainant 7 hours ago
- Oh man, that sucks. Good luck.* - DT 7 hours ago
nm* - OrangeSox Yesterday, 18:39
I hope Jensen can appreciate what he helped create: - ghost_of_clt Yesterday, 18:28
- Fantastic * - EffinIllini Yesterday, 18:35
Update caused the system to reboot? - CanHartlebHireSnider Yesterday, 18:09
- Jesus Christ, did somebody not click the “Remind me in 2 hours” button? - DT 7 hours ago
  - I’m hearing it was PC Load Letter* - Herman Blume 5 hours ago
- Friday afternoon seems like a brilliant time to reboot a critical travel system. (nm) - Waka Yesterday, 18:22
  - Super Intelligence - EffinIllini Yesterday, 18:36
Great. Trump, Xi and Putin to meet soon - timmer Yesterday, 17:56
National Weather Service is apparently having comms and interwebs issues* - timmer Yesterday, 17:08
- NWS says not true. Apparently old issue brought back up on social media * - BradUnderwoodforprez Yesterday, 17:55
Amtrak just trolling the airline people - ATL Yesterday, 16:39
In other transportation news, an asphalt tanker rammed and sank a riverboat cruise in N. Orleans - DT Yesterday, 15:54
- From what I read…all passengers and crew accounted for and 30 or so taken to hospital with injuries* - harb 7 hours ago
- Sweet free advertising for Atlantic Asphalt tho* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 17:24
- I'm starting to wonder if Whistler got ahold of Gunter's little black box. * - doubledown Yesterday, 16:24
  - Cootys Rat Semen!* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 17:26
  - dont see Sneakers reference much these days* - shua Yesterday, 16:32
  - Jesus. That’s world class as deep cuts go* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 16:29
  - be a beacon * - meanjeans Yesterday, 16:25
- Some crazy videos and pictures. - ATL Yesterday, 16:04
- When the Pacific Princess docked in Puerta Vallarta, passengers had all day to disembark for shoppin - complainant Yesterday, 16:03
Every MAGA influencer is crowing about John Brennan's son being arrested for child pornography. - complainant Yesterday, 15:43
Nationwide groundstop??* - John Coctostan Yesterday, 15:07
- thanks, Dems* - bbonb Yesterday, 17:40
- My son's plane landed and deplaned surprisingly normally - RSMBob Yesterday, 16:42
- Oh great. Just supposed to fly… tomorrow afternoon.* - SurfTheBoneyard Yesterday, 16:26
- Skynet became self-aware on Friday the 13th of November 2026 - timmer Yesterday, 16:06
- Got the email. It was a good run.* - timmer Yesterday, 16:01
- Their new AI tool? - doubledown Yesterday, 15:50
  - you mean SI, you terrorist - assassin Yesterday, 16:30
    - Well, it doesn't seem very super* - Stu Yesterday, 16:39
  - Dumbest man in America up there answering questions about the FAA's AI tool - ATL Yesterday, 16:12
    - Why is it Markwayne and not Duffy? Seems like the wrong idiot. Unless this is an attack. * - doubledown Yesterday, 16:37
      - Duffy could still be on his family road trip that definitely wasn’t a grift * - ATL Yesterday, 16:44
    - Hail to the Orange & Blue! - complainant Yesterday, 16:20
  - The tool realized if it cancelled all flight it would save millions of gallons of fuel.* - DT Yesterday, 15:56
    - and prevent infinity accidents. - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 17:28
- Whoa* - illini21 Yesterday, 15:48
- It appears that Flavor Flav was the first to break this story. - Tortillini Yesterday, 15:47
  - Has flown with Flava Flav. * - illini Yesterday, 16:40
  - I can't decide if Flava Flav is a national treasure - Sounder Yesterday, 15:54
    - wat?* - ATL Yesterday, 15:59
      - Re: wat?* - Tortillini Yesterday, 16:20
- Sean Duffy strikes again.* - ATL Yesterday, 15:45
- Cyberattack?* - VIV Yesterday, 15:33
- Sorry, link - John Coctostan Yesterday, 15:11
  - Whoa. Just got the breaking news notification from the NYTimes app… - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 15:31
  - Well, we know they don't use Outlook on those old-ass machines* - Sammich Yesterday, 15:16
- "extraordinary circumstances"* - Stu Yesterday, 15:10
Have we talked about Gillibrand needing to fuck off?... - shua Yesterday, 14:49
- Jeff Frank Bat Signal just went off* - Sounder Yesterday, 15:11
Sirens going off at US bases in the UK * - MC Yesterday, 14:13
- unauthorized drone activity* - assassin Yesterday, 14:39
  - It took 10 years for Osama bin Laden to respond for American soldiers eating BBQ and fermenting - complainant Yesterday, 14:47
Finally the AP calls Colorado’s 4th District. - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 13:59
- She should cash in with an Onlyfans account* - TarheelIllini Yesterday, 16:10
- From now on you'll have to go to Aerosmith to get your fill of honkins from Bobo.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:17
  - *bearded Redford gif** - Tortillini Yesterday, 14:19
    - Incredible collection of words put together by our hard rockin' friends from New England.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 14:24
- and nobody will miss her* - shua Yesterday, 14:05
- She did a job, everyone please give her a hand. * - doubledown Yesterday, 14:00
oh no - Tortillini Yesterday, 13:17
- Per CNBC, Kevin says 'not true' (and guessing he said it with that dumb smirk)* - UofIL6 Yesterday, 13:44
- But he was doing so well!* - ATL Yesterday, 13:25
- no real need for a Baghdad Bob anymore. sorry bud* - assassin Yesterday, 13:21
- Oh no* - Stu Yesterday, 13:21
Jensen calls his replacement/CFO a "Deer in the headlights" in executive meetings - Stu Yesterday, 08:06
- And Chinese AI models look to be using Blackwell chips - timmer Yesterday, 13:06
  - You don't say. * - doubledown Yesterday, 14:01
- He was probably pissed that she wouldn’t sleep with him.* - DT Yesterday, 11:11
  - “She had a real deer in the headlights like when I asked if she’d let me boink her”* - ATL Yesterday, 11:12
    - Brings a whole new perspective to the concept of “executive meetings”* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 11:43
      - Especially since he famously eschewed 1-on-1 meetings and opted instead for huge groups. * - doubledown Yesterday, 11:55
        
        I guess now we really know how it all ends* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 12:06
        
        ooo - doubledown Yesterday, 12:07
- It's so weird he's piece of shit, unlike all of the other tech CEO's* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:19
- I really thought it was gonna be Kendall* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 09:53
- Term of endeerment* - PapaDels Yesterday, 09:44
  - i had no ideer* - memyselfandillini Yesterday, 16:00
  - Overly fawning, imo* - Jackie Yesterday, 10:32
    - He's only trying to make a buck* - Stu Yesterday, 10:33
      - Doe! Can't believe I'm late to yet another pun thread.* - Sammich Yesterday, 10:48
        
        Maybe you’re stuck in a rut* - Stu Yesterday, 10:52
        
        I think Lutnick is going to be roadkill once all the details of this scandal come out.* - DT Yesterday, 11:07
        
        I think he goes by Nutlick now * - ATL Yesterday, 11:13
        
        Something, something… salt lick* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 11:44
        
        I’m just afraid Sammich is becoming stagnant* - Stu Yesterday, 11:54
        
        Might need something to lure him out* - illini222 Yesterday, 12:17
        
        I'm having trouble organizing my scat-tered thoughts* - Sammich Yesterday, 12:27
        
        Use lists... It's what my ADHD antler-ned* - Phytynlini Yesterday, 13:04
- It was in August, and the context was that Huang and his son-in-law were making deals to - doubledown Yesterday, 09:01
  - What's the issue with helping with the financing?* - gullit Yesterday, 09:10
    - They artificially create a market (or at least demand) for products that Nvidia is selling - ATL Yesterday, 09:38
      - Decisions like "we can go ahead and make risky bets on all these neocloud companies, and it will be - doubledown Yesterday, 10:03
        
        Is this the same as the giant shell game they’ve been playing with Microsoft and others or something - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 10:09
        
        Circular financing, and it's only a problem if there's too much of it relative to other income. - doubledown Yesterday, 10:16
        
        So we’ve gone from questionable practices to turning it up a notch by adding illegal inputs into - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 10:19
        
        It all makes sense if you assume he knew exactly what Alice Huang was up to. * - doubledown Yesterday, 10:26
        
        Yeah—seems hard to believe that he was unaware. - DT Yesterday, 11:19
        
        Lucky for Howard, Cantor Fitzgerald doesn't do business with Chinese companies. - Chuck Woodaby Yesterday, 12:07
        
        There almost assuredly are kickbacks and/or hush money in the mix there somewhere.* - DocWalk20 Yesterday, 11:47
        
        ooo - doubledown Yesterday, 11:48
    - Read about what took down Lucent Technologies. * - doubledown Yesterday, 09:37
  - No wonder Trump's been touting Tim Cook for the role. He's a complete supplicant to Trump - ATL Yesterday, 09:04
    - Tim Nvidia* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 09:52
- He also could be right…* - CWR10 Yesterday, 08:46
  - He may be crazy* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:30
  - He could be, but there's a better way to put things than humiliating someone callously* - Stu Yesterday, 08:55
Get your lazy asses back to work. MS Outlook looks to be back up and running as of 7 AM in God's - ATL Yesterday, 05:55
- Good, I can work from home today! * - Tuscy Yesterday, 06:20
Van Hollen will challenge Schumer for Majority Leader. - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 20:44
- Interesting if you want a progressive aiming for higher office as a relative unknown* - Potomac Yesterday, 11:50
  - nm* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 14:06
  - He'd be great as a Senate Majority Leader. He ain't winning the presidential nomination* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 12:55
- Dems should cut a deal with Schumer. We’ll give you majority leader, you don’t run in 2028.* - Carl Spackler Yesterday, 08:57
  - no need to cut a deal. he can run in 28 if he wants, but he'll lose to AOC* - cpsteine Yesterday, 10:36
  - This is what I'd like to see. Let's make a deal (or deals) so everyone is on the same page.* - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 09:42
- I don't really get it. Schumer seems fine? Did a great job managing the senate races this year* - ECEIllinois November 12, 2026, 21:26
  - lol* - HeatMizer Yesterday, 00:05
  - He's been leader for 10 years, is 75, is from literally the same borough as Jeffries... - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 22:17
    - Maybe it's because of the Baileys - Jersey Yesterday, 08:22
      - Is Mrs. Bailey Judy Gemstone?* - ghost_of_clt Yesterday, 09:26
    - 75 is the new 35* - Stu Yesterday, 05:16
      - Van Hollen is, checks notes, 67 years old* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:26
        
        So barely out of puberty* - Stu Yesterday, 10:32
        
        Man, I hate Boomers* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:33
    - But Van Hollen seems more willing to fight and to make change (like abandoning the filibuster)* - IlliniRunner Yesterday, 00:30
      - What does "fight" mean in this context?* - complainant Yesterday, 00:35
        
        CVH went down to Central America to recoup a constituent out of a torture prison. This was right - Warrin'_Illini Yesterday, 11:34
  - He’s old* - PapaDels November 12, 2026, 22:13
  - People are mad because he didn’t “fight” - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 21:36
    - He's absolutely the wrong person for this time. - larue33 November 12, 2026, 21:54
      - he's too old. all of them are. prediction: he will not run again, as he'll shy from primary vs AOC.* - cpsteine Yesterday, 10:33
        
        I hope you're right, but they all seem to try to hold on at least until they are in the grave. * - larue33 Yesterday, 14:29
      - Reaching across the aisle is necessary when you have a "majority" of 48. - complainant November 12, 2026, 22:02
  - The hard left is looking to shiv anyone tied to AIPAC.* - complainant November 12, 2026, 21:28
    - I don't think it's just the hard left. - larue33 Yesterday, 08:21
      - ^^ this* - cpsteine Yesterday, 10:34
      - I don't want any foreign money influencing our political system - Sounder Yesterday, 10:25
    - bingo!* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 05:26
- He is not currently in leadership, so... - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 21:01
  - He’s gonna run for president. Most of it is getting his name out there* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 21:05
Dems retain KS governor's mansion* - ATL November 12, 2026, 16:55
Today in left-wing economic intervention - complainant November 12, 2026, 15:22
0 New* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 12, 2026, 12:58
- Outlook problems? This is gonna mess up my day a lot * - MC November 12, 2026, 13:27
  - Yep- havent received anything since like 1130 am* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 12, 2026, 13:48
    - I noted in the other thread that mine came back for a bit - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 13:57
  - Same here. * - Tuscy November 12, 2026, 13:40
Looking ahead to the Senate in 2028… - SurfTheBoneyard November 12, 2026, 12:20
- I appreciate that Warnock's seat is barely in the conversation when... - shua November 12, 2026, 14:05
  - I think GA is the new VA. As long as they govern well they’ll stay blue* - TarheelIllini November 12, 2026, 15:18
    - It also depends on whether the Republican Party survives its populist experiment. - complainant November 12, 2026, 17:01
- As long as AZ nominates moderate, law & order Dems with common sense border talk, AZ stays blue* - Desert November 12, 2026, 13:54
  - Okay Boomer. Unfortunately, the DSA has other plans.* - complainant November 12, 2026, 16:57
    - Democrats fall in love, Republicans fall in line* - Sounder Yesterday, 10:32
- Map looks pretty good for Democrats unless they really foul things up in the interim.* - Toonces November 12, 2026, 13:11
  - non zero chance* - torinese November 12, 2026, 13:16
Was Sarah Kendzior always a conspiracy theorist? - complainant November 12, 2026, 12:02
- yes* - assassin November 12, 2026, 12:07
6 people shot at DC gym this morning. Suspect barricaded in nearby apartment complex - illini21 November 12, 2026, 09:30
- Suspect had been in litigation with the apartment building owner - illini21 November 12, 2026, 10:50
  - He’s gonna lose his security deposit. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 11:10
    - When that dude shot up the opening of the Dark Knight Rises in Aurora, the Denver Post - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 11:18
- Someone showed off his two guns too literally* - timmer November 12, 2026, 09:51
Trump pulls Vance off negotiating a peace deal with Iran and foreign policy in general - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 09:17
- LMFCO. Trump openly ratfucking JD on the reg is a hilarious side plot in this drama - Jackie November 12, 2026, 11:24
  - It's JD's love language. It's how he knows Trump cares* - LWillhite November 12, 2026, 12:16
    - Everyone in Trump’s orbit has a humiliation kink* - Jackie November 12, 2026, 13:13
      - He dumped all over Marco in 2016 but the way he talks about him vs JD you can tell who is his choice - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 14:20
      - i'd be happy if the JD stink made it to peter thiel* - torinese November 12, 2026, 13:18
        
        We all hate these nerds. Make this shit stop * - Jackie November 12, 2026, 13:44
- So JD is coming for Chicago? Christmas came early this year!!* - KingTalkyTiki November 12, 2026, 10:12
- JD Vance/Nick Shirley 2028. - Warrin'_Illini November 12, 2026, 09:56
- That's a much bigger job than it was a few weeks ago, so it will be good to have more manpower. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 09:28
Per CNBC, Huang to resign immediately* - UofIL6 November 12, 2026, 07:50
- Per Reuters, Jensen put his Huang in a 2nd female employee* - UofIL6 November 12, 2026, 13:31
  - Oh no* - Stu November 12, 2026, 13:40
- Looking back, this interview is an Elizabeth Holmes level revelation of a guy who was knowingly - doubledown November 12, 2026, 10:46
- The Information reporting that Alice Huang promised NVIDIA chips to Deepseek. - ATL November 12, 2026, 10:05
- I laffed... - Tuscy November 12, 2026, 09:48
  - LOL* - opey8 November 12, 2026, 09:56
- Trump thinks old, tired Tim Cook should replace Jensen* - Stu November 12, 2026, 09:34
  - If there’s one tech CEO that won’t cozy up too much to China it’s…Tim Cook?* - DT November 12, 2026, 10:14
  - Tim nvidia doesn't roll off the tongue like Tim Apple* - John Coctostan November 12, 2026, 09:55
  - Does Trump know about the history between Nvidia and Apple?* - ATL November 12, 2026, 09:41
    - The second largest driver of that friction just resigned in disgrace. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 09:44
      - Gruber noted that somebody associated with Nvidia leaked the possibility of Johny Sruji. That would - ATL November 12, 2026, 17:44
- It's official* - Stu November 12, 2026, 07:51
OpenAI got kicked in the Huang, too. - complainant November 12, 2026, 00:43
- If you’re a news outlet and your lead story isn’t, “Huang Apologizes For His Wandering Duang” - bbonb November 12, 2026, 07:40
- Starting to understand why these companies are so anxious for AGI to replace human workers * - DT November 12, 2026, 04:15
  - they should start at the top instead of the bottom* - torinese November 12, 2026, 06:34
Just found out former Vikings punter Chris Kluwe is running for CA state assembly - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 20:41
Look at this monstrosity….. - timmer November 11, 2026, 17:56
- I'm still shocked that there was nothing that could stop this... - shua November 12, 2026, 06:35
  - if only DC had a "Friends of the Park" group - IlliniSax05 November 12, 2026, 09:20
  - The Presidency was designed with a much better form of person in mind. * - doubledown November 12, 2026, 06:52
- holy fuck this guy* - cpsteine November 11, 2026, 20:25
- Plenty of room for the blimp!* - RSMBob November 11, 2026, 19:55
  - In think trump changed the name back to dirigible. * - ATL November 11, 2026, 20:13
- of all the things that he's done, and I know he's done FAR worse, this bother me more than most - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 18:18
  - ha - i give no shits about the historic destruction but i would like to see it bulldozed - CoronaTheirAss November 11, 2026, 18:46
    - I hope they don’t bulldoze it but rather… - timmer November 11, 2026, 19:50
      - Move it to northern Virginia and call it the Trump-Epstein Friendship Pavilion * - ATL November 11, 2026, 19:53
        
        And put a big ass plaque with the names of all the corporate donors who bribed Trump for this.* - DT November 12, 2026, 07:05
    - And i hope every dumb ass thing he has done in the past 4 years in undone* - CoronaTheirAss November 11, 2026, 18:52
  - Yeah I agree. It’s a sacrilege feeling for me, messing with a historic structure like that.* - voiceofreason November 11, 2026, 18:22
- I still say bulldoze the thing when he's gone... - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 18:06
  - Yep, get rid of the Epstein ballroom* - MtHoodIllini November 11, 2026, 18:34
Judge Posner is the same thing as Ed Martin. - complainant November 11, 2026, 17:34
Oh no Jensen also had an affair with an nvidia exec - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:09
- It’s official* - Stu November 11, 2026, 19:55
  - ? Doesn't seem official* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 12, 2026, 06:46
    - No, I left out the 'not', thinking I could edit it out this morning. Or something.* - Stu November 12, 2026, 07:50
- NVDA down over $1T in just over a month* - timmer November 11, 2026, 18:37
- ooo - Tortillini November 11, 2026, 17:01
- he gone - assassin November 11, 2026, 16:37
  - Cramer is crying on live tv* - Stu November 11, 2026, 17:16
    - The Inverse Cramer remains undefeated. How does this fucking goof have a job? - doubledown November 11, 2026, 17:25
      - Not really true* - Quiz November 11, 2026, 18:39
    - Was Huang doing him too?* - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 17:25
  - I hope he gets to take some of his sweet leather jackets with him... to prison.* - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 16:54
  - Wow. Well I guess we’ll find out whether he was uniquely suited to the role* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 16:44
  - What's the point of being CEO of a successful company if you can't bang as many people as you want?* - doubledown November 11, 2026, 16:43
    - I don't want to hear anything bad about Lisa Su* - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:56
- This guy copped to the first affair way too quickly for it to have been the real scandal. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 16:34
- At least she isn't a spy. Probably.* - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 16:14
  - I just hope she’s more attractive than the other one - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:17
    - Need a ruling from bigboner - Stu November 11, 2026, 16:22
CNN calling Mississippi for Colom* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 16:07
- Sheeeit!* - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 16:19
  - she don lost her mind* - TarheelIllini November 11, 2026, 16:23
    - she don lost her dam race* - LWillhite November 12, 2026, 09:53
    - They just picked another senator * - rozoben November 11, 2026, 16:33
The scuttling of the SS United States is not going as planned. - Illiniphil November 11, 2026, 15:56
- Link for anyone wanting to watch it… - harb November 11, 2026, 16:30
- she's a fish - Sammich November 11, 2026, 16:13
  - "My mother is a fish"-William Faulkner* - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 16:20
  - *amused chuckle** - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 16:17
- Transport her to Lake Superior - ATL November 11, 2026, 15:58
  - Too soon.* - complainant November 11, 2026, 16:18
  - Take her to the Strait of Hormuz and let the Iranians do the job.* - DT November 11, 2026, 16:15
    - Or, put a couple of Mexican fishermen onboard and set up a drone camera - memyselfandillini November 11, 2026, 16:55
Hegseth party admonished by honor guard for being noisy at Tomb of Unknowns… - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 14:25
- No notes. Perfect. - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 16:13
- How are MAGA universally trash? Every single one of them is the worst of the worst in every way. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 15:28
- Fucking asshat does fucking asshat things. - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 14:55
- must've felt so good to yell at the Def Sec as part of doing your job* - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 14:42
- Angie Wong (R-Dipshitland) criticizes the guard - ATL November 11, 2026, 14:39
  - Is he the only war secretary we’ve ever had? So also the worst one too? (nm) - Waka November 11, 2026, 14:52
    - Edwin MFin Stanton won an actual war* - Jackie November 11, 2026, 15:19
    - no it was war til after WW2 i think* - assassin November 11, 2026, 15:04
      - 1949* - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 15:08
        
        Thank you all for the education. Safe to say hegseth is still the worst. - Waka November 11, 2026, 18:50
- well that poor guy is probably getting reassigned to kp duty in fort johnson soon* - lcubed November 11, 2026, 14:38
  - I wouldn’t count on it. That’s not a story Hegseth wants right now* - opossum jenkins November 11, 2026, 15:21
    - Veterans organizations would melt down if they disciplined the soldier.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 11, 2026, 15:22
      - This* - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 16:10
- They're clearing out the cell next to Jason Watson as we speak* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:30
Cool. Josh Hawley calls for nationwide moratorium on data centers* - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:30
- I don't know how you watch this video - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 15:12
  - he’s way more thoughtful and circumspect than the OpenAI clowns* - memyselfandillini November 11, 2026, 16:59
    - Nothing to be proud of, Russ* - Chuck Woodaby November 11, 2026, 17:05
- Are you sure it wasn’t a moratorium on data?* - Herman Blume November 11, 2026, 15:03
  - or just “More, um, Data centers” - memyselfandillini November 11, 2026, 17:02
- I'm with the oligarchs on this one. We need more data centers; pausing or slowing down - Warrin'_Illini November 11, 2026, 13:42
  - The problem with populism is sometimes the people are wrong.* - Toonces November 11, 2026, 14:40
  - I agree. Feels a bit like nuclear hysteria in the 70s which imo was a big mistake* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 14:22
  - Agreed. If only we had near unlimited land in the middle of nowhere to build these things.* - voiceofreason November 11, 2026, 14:18
    - Imagine how many Data Centers you could fit in Wyoming?... - shua November 11, 2026, 14:29
      - why aren't more going into Wisconsin, Minnesota, Dakota (should just be one) - TarheelIllini November 11, 2026, 16:29
        
        They aren’t islands. You still need to be hard wired to major population centers.* - Toonces November 11, 2026, 16:57
      - Perhaps not the ideal type of land* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:30
I'd watch Abdul Nouris, Democrat Texas Ranger - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 12:20
- nice! but they seem to be confused how tv show openers work. Are those the... - shua November 11, 2026, 13:10
- seems like a backfire there, because it's awesome* - Gene Parmesan November 11, 2026, 13:02
  - it even has the typical CBS procedural alternative technician!* - shua November 11, 2026, 13:11
- this rules* - assassin November 11, 2026, 12:40
- He will trans your kid at school and promptly throw them off the roof. Just like Talafrico wanted.* - Warrin'_Illini November 11, 2026, 12:25
  - Reduce class size by any means necessary.* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 13:24
Peltola has now surpassed the combined powers of TWO Dan Sullivan's!!!* - shua November 11, 2026, 12:05
- Tiki bat signal - TarheelIllini November 11, 2026, 16:30
- and neither one is former Anchorage mayor Dan Sullivan* - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 12:36
  - Fuck it, we're doing Five Dans Sullivan. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 12:40
    - We need every poster here to change their name of some variant of Dan Sullivan - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:05
      - you just created a million Dan Sullivans* - ECEIllinois November 11, 2026, 13:22
        
        Whatever you say, ECEDanSullivan* - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:31
        
        Dan Sullivans in white satin* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 13:32
        
        Dan Sullivan was* - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 13:50
        
        TF/DS* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 13:52
        
        None, it all ends in a giant Dan Sullivan.* - DT November 11, 2026, 13:55
        
        I know none of you get Dan Sullivan* - Stu November 11, 2026, 13:58
        
        bring a baggie fo yo Dan Sullivan* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:09
        
        DanSullivanBot3000* - DT November 11, 2026, 14:12
        
        MASSIVE DAN SULLIVAN - IlliniSax05 November 11, 2026, 14:13
        
        bam! average length Dan Sullivan* - Sammich November 11, 2026, 14:31
        
        just a hint of Dan Sullivan - IlliniSax05 November 11, 2026, 14:34
        
        lol d/s hrmph* - Tortillini November 11, 2026, 15:27
        
        This is not Dan Sullivan* - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 13:54
- I believe it's two Dans Sullivan. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 12:31
- I think most of the second Dan Sullivan were Peltola voters* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 12:06
  - Also it’s insane that he’s Paul Sullivan’s brother* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 11, 2026, 12:34
I'm beginning to think that having a violent history & being racist are requirements to work at ICE - ATL November 11, 2026, 10:02
- When your own mom thinks you're a threat to society.... - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 10:40
  - Sure, when it’s a Republican, then liberals care about their mom’s opinion.* - DT November 11, 2026, 10:46
    - Somebody somewhere is going to make this point unironically. - Sammich November 11, 2026, 10:50
    - LOL. - KingTalkyTiki November 11, 2026, 10:48
- It also helps if your mom drank a lot while she was pregnant with you. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 10:08
Truly amazing. Literally no center or morals to these people - John Coctostan November 11, 2026, 09:34
- I think the "center" is money, power and influence. Team Red, Team Blue or Team who gives a Who?* - Warrin'_Illini November 11, 2026, 09:39
  - Money, cash, hoes. * - doubledown November 11, 2026, 09:47
Presumably Mississippi’s Secretary of State is going to get sent out on a rail because of this - ATL November 11, 2026, 06:10
- I'm sure it did exactly what was intended, frustrate and disenfranchise voters... - shua November 11, 2026, 07:05
  - Oh, that's definitely the case. But based on reporting I've seen, it looks like it indiscriminately - ATL November 11, 2026, 08:32
    - That the implementation was potentially bungled by incompetence doesn't change the fact that - doubledown November 11, 2026, 08:58
      - That's what I'm getting at. The intent was malicious, but the botched program is an opportunity - ATL November 11, 2026, 09:21
I don’t buy the shadow argument… - timmer November 10, 2026, 20:36
- The Shadow Argument is a rejected 1997 Jack Ryan script where he decides to become a JAG officer* - ATL November 11, 2026, 09:50
- Looking at the map, the roundabout is ENE of the cemetary during summer months, from May to August - IlliniRunner November 11, 2026, 02:36
- I don't either. Probably a stall tactic. - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 21:00
  - Personally, I think that space needs to have something - timmer November 10, 2026, 21:04
    - like a Cheesecake Factory. * - memyselfandillini November 10, 2026, 22:04
Stacy Keach = Ed Martin - assassin November 10, 2026, 18:41
- get the vax, people* - bbonb November 11, 2026, 09:29
- Also former Globetrotter Geese Ausby* - bjl63 November 10, 2026, 20:39
- loved him in Titus* - DanSaint November 10, 2026, 19:28
  - That’s where I know him from as well* - MC November 10, 2026, 20:23
    - Saw Titus live in Burbank a few years ago. Front row. Funny as hell. * - Tuscy November 10, 2026, 21:03
- Aw man, loved his work on LA Theaterworks* - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 18:48
Oh Jenson…. - LeatherneckIllini November 10, 2026, 17:36
- This AI stuff is really good/scary* - TarheelIllini November 10, 2026, 22:24
- Damn. AI videos are crazy good now. - timmer November 10, 2026, 18:32
  - That online training I mentioned below… - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 18:35
  - People just have to be a little bit smarter about what they believe. - doubledown November 10, 2026, 18:35
- Huang Dang Sweet Poontang* - Sounder November 10, 2026, 17:41
Republicans scuttle the Hegseth impeachment. You’d think they would want to find a scapegoat - ATL November 10, 2026, 17:13
- Well, them and the 11 Democrats who couldn't be bothered to show up for the vote (inc. Pelosi) - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 18:22
- Jeffries looks forward to reaching across the aisle!* - shua November 10, 2026, 17:52
  - I have resigned my self to the reality that we're stuck with Jeffries - Sounder November 10, 2026, 17:54
    - He’ll be there for two years and then step aside * - TarheelIllini November 10, 2026, 22:26
    - The two leaders shouldn't live in the same neighborhood.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 22:12
    - I’m fine with Jeffries. Schumer needs to take the Emeritus role.* - ATL November 10, 2026, 18:12
      - Yep. After way too long they put Grandpa Biden out to pasture. Schumer deserves the same - DT November 10, 2026, 18:54
      - Isn't he up in 2028? He and Trump should have to sign "ok let's get you to bed grandpa" documents. - Warrin'_Illini November 10, 2026, 18:36
      - Jefferies is meh. Schumer is actively bad* - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 18:23
      - Sadly Schumer thinks he's a political genius who orchestrated the Blue Tsunami, - doubledown November 10, 2026, 18:16
        
        Didn’t he back Haley Stevens? That aged well!* - shua November 10, 2026, 20:07
        
        He did. He also put $67 million into AES campaign and stood by AES when Stevens endorsed Rogers* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 22:15
- They are who we thought they were. * - doubledown November 10, 2026, 17:20
Hey complainant, you’re never going to believe this but a Neo Nazi just live-streamed himself - ATL November 10, 2026, 14:38
- AKA, Toobin' it. * - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 15:48
- Schwanzstuckerkranken.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 15:45
- he took his viewers to the Pohlhaus* - Sammich November 10, 2026, 14:53
  - I did Nazi that coming* - CoronaTheirAss November 10, 2026, 15:31
    - The people watching his stream did.* - DT November 10, 2026, 15:34
Jim Jordan new GOP minority leader* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 13:27
- They really want no one left in 2029.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 15:47
- house GOP leader and ex-wrestling coach? welcome back Dennis Hastert* - ECEIllinois November 10, 2026, 15:29
- His history of assisting and covering for sexual abusers a major plus in GOP circles.* - KingTalkyTiki November 10, 2026, 14:37
- makes sense to have the biggest loser to lead the minority party* - shua November 10, 2026, 13:50
  - Speaking of losers the GOP losing Trump +9 districts - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 14:55
108 Florida cities appear to have voted to defund themselves - assassin November 10, 2026, 11:41
- Florida gonna Florida. - KingTalkyTiki November 10, 2026, 12:24
- I assume they will quickly turn into utopias through privatized services - DT November 10, 2026, 11:47
  - Will firefighters be paid by subscription, or per fire? - complainant November 10, 2026, 13:55
    - it will be privatized and run by HP. Be sure to bundle it with your new printer!* - shua November 10, 2026, 14:06
  - it worked for Kansas* - assassin November 10, 2026, 11:48
    - I have learned over the years - Sounder November 10, 2026, 11:56
This Jensen Huang story is spiraling. Looking a lot more like conspiracy to - doubledown November 10, 2026, 10:35
- Trump was told in May that Jensen was involved with a Chinese spy, and he said he didn't care* - Stu November 10, 2026, 14:03
  - Well, he bought $5 Million of NVDA in February, so ... * - doubledown November 10, 2026, 17:40
  - Affairs and corruption are features (not bugs) in Trump's world* - UofIL6 November 10, 2026, 14:04
- LAM! Because of Mr. Huang and his weenis… - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 11:57
- Good thing they transferred the case to the DoJ to avoid any undue politicization - DT November 10, 2026, 11:42
  - dotz - Sounder November 10, 2026, 11:58
  - Also, lol that Megaspeed is conducting an internal investigation - DT November 10, 2026, 11:52
    - "I'm shocked! Shocked! To discover that there is corporate espionage going on at this establishment" - IlliniRunner November 10, 2026, 13:49
    - They're investigating why the honeypot only got $9 billion of chip deals* - ghost_of_clt November 10, 2026, 11:59
- Pop-Pop's been dipping into the Kitty - Sammich November 10, 2026, 11:08
- Yeah—I knew he had been talking his own book to remove export controls - DT November 10, 2026, 10:57
- I mean up until the spy part, I’m sure Trump can’t figure out what the issue is… - SurfTheBoneyard November 10, 2026, 10:44
- Oh well, NVDA had a good run - timmer November 10, 2026, 10:41
Crazy, but not, that those calling the hegseth impeachment political theater - Mrap24 November 10, 2026, 08:22
- This sort of argument by impugning others’ motives is just a dodge to avoid the merits - DT November 10, 2026, 09:40
  - Nm - DT November 10, 2026, 09:40
- It’s definitely a bit of political theater. It’s Thomas Massie it’s what he does - CanHartlebHireSnider November 10, 2026, 08:53
- I mean, i think it's theatre because it's an outgoing republican wanting to get in a shot - ijustkrushalot November 10, 2026, 08:48
- ooo - Sammich November 10, 2026, 08:34
- Unserious people and foreign bots unless proven otherwise. - doubledown November 10, 2026, 08:29
I like this response from Georgia’s new lieutenant governor - ATL November 10, 2026, 05:42
J6 Jake Lang attacked a charity event for cats - complainant November 9, 2026, 19:02
- I blame soft on crime DAs for this guy not being in prison* - ECEIllinois November 10, 2026, 12:00
- Jay Clang* - Sammich November 10, 2026, 10:35
- I have no idea who this is, but what a fucking idiot. - EffinIllini November 10, 2026, 10:27
  - Methinks he doth protest too much* - Herman Blume November 10, 2026, 10:29
- My stepson is in 6th grade. We were at school for a Spanish class / day of the dead event - TarheelIllini November 10, 2026, 06:56
- This asshole was at Seattle center over the weekend yelling at people celebrating Diwali. - IlliniRunner November 9, 2026, 22:07
- Doesn’t he know that’s Trump’s favorite show?* - ATL November 9, 2026, 21:50
- He's definitely one I wouldn't mourn if he experienced an unscheduled ballistic event. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 20:28
- He is a massive bitch * - MC November 9, 2026, 20:25
- Imagine being that irretrievably dumb* - Herman Blume November 9, 2026, 19:37
- And he felt it necessary to wear a bullet-proof vest?!? * - illinijohn November 9, 2026, 19:06
  - he always wears one - assassin November 9, 2026, 19:24
  - I mean I know we keep the furry bowls under the transgender operating tables in schools, - PapaDels November 9, 2026, 19:10
- Why would anyone give a shit about “outing” a furry convention? * - PapaDels November 9, 2026, 19:04
  - He just needs to go to Pittsburgh in July * - ATL November 9, 2026, 21:52
Trivia: New England will be without a single GOP senator for the first time since the Civil War - Stu November 9, 2026, 16:57
POTUS now rambling in a press conference - timmer November 9, 2026, 15:50
- Evergreen* - memyselfandillini November 10, 2026, 08:33
- Which one?* - illini222 November 9, 2026, 16:25
Indian television reporting security breach near the White House. Driver crashed and fought secret.* - ATL November 9, 2026, 15:41
I'll miss Massie despite him being a conspiracybrained crank - ECEIllinois November 9, 2026, 15:28
- Same, and I had forgotten about the Pulp Fiction quote. LOL.* - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 16:04
- Not sure if this is a jab or unfortunate phrasing but I choose to believe it’s the former. - ATL November 9, 2026, 16:03
CNN calls it, Boebert loses* - Mrap24 November 9, 2026, 14:08
- Too bad. Right after a new PAC was formed to support her. - AintHatin November 9, 2026, 14:15
  - Is OnlyFans a super PAC now?* - voiceofreason November 9, 2026, 15:34
  - Too crass. Ida gone with Handy Theater PAC* - ATL November 9, 2026, 14:18
    - The FEC agreed with you. - AintHatin November 9, 2026, 14:25
      - So the FEC CAN perform a regulatory function?!?* - ATL November 9, 2026, 15:33
Impeachment articles filed against Hegsbreath* - Stu November 9, 2026, 13:32
- Last night's "Last Week Tonight" particularly timely. - KingTalkyTiki November 9, 2026, 13:42
- Will this Congress take them up? Does Massie need to refile in 2021?* - ATL November 9, 2026, 13:34
  - Speaker doesn’t have to send to senate though so won’t go anywhere this term* - John Coctostan November 9, 2026, 15:42
  - Priveliged resolution so forced to bring it up within two legislative days - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 13:51
People are saying Howard Lutnick had a key role in covering Huang - Stu November 9, 2026, 12:53
- Impeach his Epstein-loving ass too, I say.* - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 13:48
This 60 Minutes interview question is quite something - Sounder November 9, 2026, 12:10
- Wow. Thanks for sharing that* - memyselfandillini November 9, 2026, 13:52
since it's tied to the Skydance/WB deal I'll put this here...Gunn & Safran canned by DC Studios - IlliniSax05 November 9, 2026, 11:55
NSFW details from the Russell Brand sentencing - complainant November 9, 2026, 11:49
- I wonder if Brand banged Benny Johnson. I didn't realize they were buddies. - complainant November 9, 2026, 17:58
- I’m very surprised this guy is a conservative * - ATL November 9, 2026, 13:32
  - He isn't. - Sammich November 9, 2026, 13:53
- Seems on brand for Brand.* - KingTalkyTiki November 9, 2026, 12:56
Took 6 days but we’re now fully back into the “stolen election” cycle for Trump.* - OB25 November 9, 2026, 10:08
- Not surprised it took a few days to "process" the whomping. We know these guys don't do self - Warrin'_Illini November 9, 2026, 11:11
- Nothing says reach across the aisle like appointing Stephen Miller as your chief of staff* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:47
  - You spelled white nationalism wrong.* - voiceofreason November 9, 2026, 10:49
- I was worried he wasn't going to play this one on the farewell tour. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 10:17
  - "Wow! I didn’t think he was gonna do Moon River, but then, Bam!!, second encore!" - shua November 9, 2026, 10:51
    - Also, man he seems unhealthy* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:53
  - His 60 Minutes interview was also a total disaster* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:44
    - Supposedly they taped that on Wednesday. Before Miller decided they should all go to prison. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 10:58
      - His thoughts on immigration were quite something* - Sounder November 9, 2026, 10:59
Just realized (via Raging Moderates podcast) that Ted Cruz can’t run for president - TarheelIllini November 9, 2026, 09:02
- He's not on the ballot for Senator until 2030. He will almost certainly take his shot. * - larue33 November 9, 2026, 09:51
- if he cared about the people of Texas, or his colleagues in the Senate, that might stop him* - Sammich November 9, 2026, 09:45
- Well, you should know that he is already laying preliminary ground work to run so - Stu November 9, 2026, 09:42
- Ted Cruz can't run for president is simple enough and factual* - opey8 November 9, 2026, 09:22
Russell Brand got 10.5 years.* - SurfTheBoneyard November 9, 2026, 08:55
- Yeesh - Kajagoogoo November 9, 2026, 09:39
My Nvidia shares - OUCH. * - MC November 9, 2026, 08:40
- All my other shares... Great!* - Stu November 9, 2026, 09:31
Cybertruck’s biggest flaw is that it cares too much - ATL November 9, 2026, 02:26
- Sure Jan gif* - TarheelIllini November 9, 2026, 09:03
- Next step: Back to the Future reboot, with a fresh new whip. - tvillini November 9, 2026, 08:27
  - can the Cybertruck reach 88mph?* - Sammich November 9, 2026, 08:28
- Cybertruck was a securities fraud dressed as a garbage dumpster. * - doubledown November 9, 2026, 07:54
- I didn't realize SpaceX had ordered so many Cybertrucks... - shua November 9, 2026, 06:21
Lot of dogs that caught the car on Tuesday just cause they had D next to their name - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 00:48
- At least these are likely to be people who want to try to be good at the job - doubledown November 9, 2026, 07:53
- My favorite is the guy that suspended his campaign for Iowa state house due to health issues - ECEIllinois November 9, 2026, 01:57
  - How about the NC woman who is set to go on trial for stealing a car? - CanHartlebHireSnider November 9, 2026, 07:09
    - She understands the problems of regular americans* - Herman Blume November 9, 2026, 08:54
- The 19 year old in maricopa is just wild. I’m hoping for the best but I have my doubts. * - ATL November 9, 2026, 01:26
  - That’s a weird one because that’s a competitive county. - Carl Spackler November 9, 2026, 07:00
    - Reads like the actual job may be pretty intense* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 9, 2026, 07:11
      - It 100% is at least in most places * - ATL November 9, 2026, 07:59

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