The Deuce: I think he thought about the pick on the previous possession. Too much in his own head. (nm)

Game 10: Illinois @ UCLA - assassin November 13, 2026, 19:56

Very very happy with that effort. Rain clearly impacted our passing game. - uofi1998 Yesterday, 08:38
it’s a shame the offense has been an issue in most of the losses this season.* - Ari Gold Yesterday, 07:31
Kinda wondering if preparing for that rushing attack sets us up well for Iowa.* - opossum jenkins Yesterday, 06:21
Just back from the game. Rose Bowl stadium never disappoints, even with the weather - Blazer Yesterday, 01:58
3.6 yards per play, oof * - meanjeans Yesterday, 00:00
- Laughery and Anderson had 66 yards in 22 carries. very tough to win with that.* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 09:45
  - Could have been even worse - jdl Yesterday, 09:47
    - yeah for sure - I thought both of them played well. Blocking just was not there.* - Orangeillini Yesterday, 09:49
BB pressor link anyone? Per favore. * - illinijohn November 13, 2026, 23:50
we couldn't run the ball - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:49
I’m not smart enough to know whether UCLA has a great d or our o sucked* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:46
- TO luck is on their side but Houser was not comfortable all night* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:59
- They’re 10-0* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 23:49
- little of both. they ran a very creative defense for a college team. - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:49
- They have 30 takeaways on the season. And the one thing we don’t really do is give it up. - tvillini November 13, 2026, 23:48
  - So did the rain. * - illini Yesterday, 08:22
Hat tip, they fought hard. Could've used a bit more from the OL to give us a chance to win* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 23:45
dammit we have them a game* - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:45
Dominating or not, absolute hat tip to UCLA on their turnaround this year* - RSMBob November 13, 2026, 23:43
- Chesney is great. Penn St blew it there - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:46
  - nm * - illinijohn November 13, 2026, 23:49
- All due respect, fuck that Bob* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:43
Defense played great tonight!* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:41
Honestly proud of that effort. Defense was excellent* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:39
Only Oregon played them closer. And Oregon is ranked. And we beat them* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:39
- *taps temple* - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:41
Not sure they are THAT good but D was impressive* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:39
- Their offense isn’t good enough* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:41
  - Seems to me that Mizell is way under utilized too* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 23:43
    - He must really do a phenomenal job Sunday-Friday because I wasn't impressed with Chesney - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:56
      - He was very conservative tonight but got it done* - Herman Blume Yesterday, 00:07
      - He’s 10-0 at a program that won 3 games last season. - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 23:59
No real complaints, we’ve come so far since Purdue. Kaitin and Hudson injuries the only concern - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:39
- And you’re totally right, Iowa and NW very much on the menu at this point * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:41
- Oh shit, Clement is in a sling.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:40
  - Damn I missed that* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 23:53
  - Is it at last time for Jayshon Platt?* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:48
  - absolutely terrible* - tuffy7 November 13, 2026, 23:46
  - Without clement we’re kinda fucked* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:43
  - Wonder if his shoulder popped out* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:42
  - Yeah he came down hard on his shoulder. Wouldn’t be surprised to hear - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:42
  - I thought he pounded his head on the ground* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:42
Encouraging effort. QB played like total ass and we were right there. UCLA is - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:38
Uh, I can pick out individual voices in the crowd* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:38
Oof, the oline threw up a all time shit game* - reggiedunlop November 13, 2026, 23:38
Great showing in a total gravy game. No complaints * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:38
- Yea. Agreed* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:38
Within 1 score on the road to the #4 team in the country? Rank us you cowards. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:38
valiant effort* - LeatherneckIllini November 13, 2026, 23:38
Pretty great effort* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 23:37
- Yep, they battled* - RSMBob November 13, 2026, 23:38
Boyd didn’t have a prayer (and holy cow what a poor pass)* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:37
- I was wondering with Boyd out there if we’d try to run to pick up the 1st. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:40
- You got what you wanted* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:38
  - I retract. Boyd looked like Popke from Necessary Roughness* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:40
    - LOL* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 23:42
Damn, what a sad ending* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:37
Congratulations to their seven fans* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:37
Well, tihs. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:37
No extracurriculars, like busting the qb's nose open* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:37
- He got kneed when he was down* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:38
I mean that’s clearly just an incomplete pass* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:34
In the other view. You can see the receiver * - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:34
- It’s crazy that we can now actually hear them trying to fuck Illinois instead of just inferring it * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:35
  - Yeah that dude flew in from nowhere, GUYS CAN WE GET THEM ON GROUNDING* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:36
Gardner rooting for an even worse outcome than a sack* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:34
What the hell are these refs doing?* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:33
This is kind of sad. Do we not know there is no time left?* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:33
- It’s our 3rd string running QB. There’s not really anything we can do.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:34
You can review grounding? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:33
- Wasn’t down and can’t add the grounding later* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:34
- Seeing if he was down. Clock ran* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:33
  - Ah, thank you. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:34
They don’t even know Clayton is hurt* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:32
Finally reading the report about Clayton* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:32
Clayton is out you dumb fucks * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:32
HFS, the kid got his nose busted. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:32
Devin, we didn’t need you to weigh in on if you thought that was the right call* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:30
Early in the game that might not be called * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:30
- Per the rules, you can tackle a receiver in the first half* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:34
- To be fair, it very much wasn't* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:31
Damn, no clement* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:28
- Concussed?* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:39
Embarrassing that they're talking about this as the hype crowd of the season* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:28
Man, that dumb safety….* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:27
The guy who got the INT was so close to taking a knee too. Really wish he would have* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:27
This is very doable * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:27
Rain stopped for our final drive?* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:27
Whatever. At least now I think we could possibly beat NW* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:25
- They still need to make this kick. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:26
  - tihs. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:26
I’m way more bullish on our chances against Iowa and NW after tonight. Run defense so improved* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:24
They should have thrown. First down ends the game. - illini November 13, 2026, 23:24
- Agreed. Very little downside as long as you avoid the interception* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:26
I can't believe how well the front 7 played tonight. Insane improvement with little talent* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 23:23
- Yeah agree* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:25
UCLA playing for the FG? Interesting choice * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:23
- Smart choice considering the clock. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:25
Block this shit* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 23:23
Did the color guy say that we would buy a timeout?* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:22
“ucla is for real”. Cmon guy. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:21
- Even with Nico this is not a top 4 team* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:22
  - We’ve played terrible and could’ve won* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:22
    - Three godawful turnovers and the one we got put us on our own 1 - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:24
      - Dumb announcers who need to fill time* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:25
oh well, just get 4th and makable there* - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:21
Feels like the weather disproportionately affected us tonight, which is odd against a team from - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:21
- They’ve got a strong D and run game.* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:22
  - I feel like we’ve stopped their run pretty well. But the awful offensive first half killed us. - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:24
  - Yes but they’ve killed us with the pass* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:24
    - Valid. But how much of that is because of the need to focus on stopping the run?* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:25
- Seems like its only raining when we have the ball* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:21
So a team can decline a penalty, see what the opponent will do, then change their mind?* - ibdoc November 13, 2026, 23:20
2 god awful throws there to end the game* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:20
I don't know Lunney, you need someone other than Feagin outside if you are going - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:20
Fucking garbage throw. Wtf.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:19
Don’t bother showing us what the fucking penalty was* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:19
- Didn't realize you could retroactively accept once you see what the other team is calling* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:20
  - Yeah I’d like an explanation on that * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:21
- Holding on our OL* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 23:20
Damn * - MC November 13, 2026, 23:19
Not a great pass* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 23:19
- It’s so weird, Houser has a few balls a game where he’s not even close. Wonder if it’s the injury - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:20
  - There’s a reason he was available for our price* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:22
UCLA turns people over. That’s what they do* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:19
- The weather isn’t helping, but some questionable passes on the ints. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:20
  - just about every college QB throws questionable passes * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:22
    - Valid. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:28
How many times are you just going to pitch them the ball, jesus* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:19
how is that the throw into mfc* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:18
God this pbp guy is awful. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:18
Thanks for the catches, Hudson, enjoy the concussion tent* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:16
- Yeah, his head hit the ground hard there. * - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:16
Hope he just got the wind knocked out of him. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:15
Was it really that bad of a look? Kinda want that timeout in pocket* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:14
Hate burning a timeout there * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:13
- Yep* - ab75 November 13, 2026, 23:14
Damn. May need that TO* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 23:13
how the fuck are we in this game - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:12
- .dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:13
How about a 6 min drive that ends with a TD?* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 23:11
Fans getting a little nervous * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:11
Second time today he's thrown away an easy walk to the marker* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:10
a gift* - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:10
- Yes but also our defense is designed around making them do that enough times they eventually don’t * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:11
Holy dropsies! Yes! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:10
These announcers have done everything but talk up the illini* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 23:10
This color guy is truly nuts* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 23:09
Man, that was it* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:09
If we aren’t top 25 they aren’t 4* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:08
.dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:08
Come on D, one more time * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:07
- ^^^ this…Please. * - harb November 13, 2026, 23:08
I would have run on first and 2d - apusikam November 13, 2026, 23:05
- nice that those 4 plays took almost no time* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 23:06
did not seem like a pick play* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 23:04
Going for 2 is kind of the move there IMO * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:04
- I was also doing some math and working the score backward wondering what was going on - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:07
- I thought we should’ve maybe gone for two on the first TD. But I hate that when you miss it - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:06
- That makes no sense* - bucktownillini November 13, 2026, 23:05
- What? No. Why?* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:05
- Never mind I’m hallucinating * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 23:04
Hell yeah.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 23:04
Hell yeah. * - harb November 13, 2026, 23:04
Not dead yet!* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:03
Beautiful design* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:03
hell yes! Quick Waka! Call out someone else!* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:03
- Xavier Scott is due, right? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:05
  - I like the way you think* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:06
Life* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:03
Yesssssssssssss! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:03
don't know what the heck that pass was* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:02
- Kind of looks like that was actually to the TE* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:03
  - Yeah, he looked up like he assumed it was to a player in the EZ. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:04
Have to go for this* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 23:02
Sucks to completely waste 1st down. No idea what that was supposed to be.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 23:02
Besides the point, but shorted us a yard* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:01
Why the hurry up?* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:01
- It’s not like we’ve forced them into quick drives. - illini November 13, 2026, 23:03
  - Sure. But that was like a hurry up and just do something to avoid a replay. Weird* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 23:05
- Completely wasted a down* - RVA November 13, 2026, 23:03
dear god fuck these announcers* - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:01
Clement is such a dude * - biclops November 13, 2026, 23:00
Fuck you, Lunney. WR screens haven't worked all fucking game - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 23:00
- So let’s try it AGAIN!* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 23:01
WR screens not getting it done tonight Barry* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 23:00
Dixon 2 catches for 1 yard? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:00
- a few more yards now :-D* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 23:00
- Hell yeah! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 23:00
LOL Kaitin needs to learn ball security after both his knee, elbow, and whole body are down?* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:56
JFC. The color commentator is an absolute bitch* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 22:56
- He was a shitty Michigan qb that wore #98 I believe* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:59
None of the refs even casually paying attention* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:56
The spot in the hauser scramble was bad by 3 yds* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:56
How the kcuf do you call that a fumble on the field? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:56
- Incompetence? Cluelessness? More than a bit of each?* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 22:58
- Because they're told to let it play out - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:57
- Refs gonna ref* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 22:56
Allowing 10.1 yards per pass attempt isn’t going to work* - UIHuskie November 13, 2026, 22:50
- We’ve given up 17 points on the road vs #4. Not a d problem tonight* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:54
I just don’t understand a db not getting his head around in the end zone.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:49
- coverage was decent - perfect throw and the WR jumped super high to get it* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:50
  - He didn’t jump that high. It was a nice catch, but if the db knows the ball is coming that’s - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:56
  - Yeah, my only complaint is that only our converted RB has gone and gotten the ball in the air* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:51
  - HIGHPOINTED HIM! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:51
Wannabe gus johnson. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:48
Well we will always have 12-7* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:48
Lot of time left * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:48
These announcers want to fuck Diefenbach* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:48
- Diefenbach can get dekcuf as far as I’m concerned. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:49
  - If he plays his cards right after the post game interview* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:51
Well that was fun for about 5 minutes* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:48
welp* - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:47
Leavinv the best WR wide open is a bold strategy - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:47
Their play action fakes have fooled me at least 3 times * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:46
TO Fairy, we may need you here* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:46
Tim Brando uses bizarre references spanning about 7 decades* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:45
Ball has to be mighty slippery * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:45
Dan Casey already posting the freeze screen * - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:43
Every quarter is better defensively: 1st = 7pts, 2nd = 3pts, 3rd = 2pts ... if that trend holds - Wotcher November 13, 2026, 22:42
- Well... never mind. Sigh.* - Wotcher November 13, 2026, 22:48
  - Thanks for the jinx dude! - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:50
    - My bad. I accept the blame. Dammit.* - Wotcher November 13, 2026, 22:52
lol at the Raiola/Nebraska shade by Brando* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 22:41
This is a mildly important 3rd down * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:39
.dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:39
Let's go, D!* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:39
duhons rib* - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:38
- Dieandback* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:39
Painful.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:37
Helluva catch by the big guy* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 22:37
- Yeah. Very nice catch. * - harb November 13, 2026, 22:38
And there is no team in the country more due for a turnover than UCLA * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:37
That was sweet* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:37
Wow feagin that was nice* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:37
LFG! * - jdl November 13, 2026, 22:36
Hell of a throw and snag* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:36
Well ok. Such bullshit that the QB rose from the dead though.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:36
- Need to run the Injure Their Qb play that was so successful in 2022* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:38
  - Charles Martin him* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:41
- I suppose we'll just have to send him back - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:37
- It looked like a shoulder injury, but the way he limped off the field *shrug* (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:37
Woot…Feagin for the TD. * - harb November 13, 2026, 22:36
THERE WE GO GENTLEMEN * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:36
There we go.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:36
Alright then* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:36
TE TD* - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:36
Woah, pretty* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:36
kcuF yesssssssss! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:36
I don't think Devin Gardner even bothered to print out the illini roster before kickoff - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:33
- I hate him so much.* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 22:35
- There's been quite a few "and that's number __" to buy time for the name* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:35
That was fun* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:31
What are these unblocked screens to Robinson?* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:29
- Their secondary has come to play, that's not gonna do it - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:32
UCLA showing its newness to the Big Ten - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:27
.dot. - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:27
Again, Bailey is a warrior* - tuffy7 November 13, 2026, 22:26
- Yep. Stuffed some runs. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:28
Defense has been stellar* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 22:26
lol, a full 7 feet short, “I don’t think he got there” * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:25
Defense comes through again!* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:25
This is just heroic from the defense so far. The offense needs to pay this back* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 22:25
Hell yeah. What a dumb decision* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:25
- That’s exactly the kind of decision that can lose a game. You’re totally in control and then you - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:26
Gift* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 22:25
Let's fucking do this. One time, offense* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:25
This color guy wants to suck some UCLA dick tonight* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 22:24
I feel like I'm listening to the UCLA home radio broadcast* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:24
Set up to get it inside the 10 yard line again if we get a stop - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:23
- Nevermind!* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:25
- How bout the 45? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:25
What's YAC? - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:23
If I’d have told you UCLA only had 12 points with 22:00 left you’d have felt pretty good * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:21
Bailey is a warrior* - tuffy7 November 13, 2026, 22:21
Houser is terrible under pressure, but the bigger story continues to be the OL. - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:19
Good news - we’re getting the ball back!* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:18
- eh?* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:18
  - Eventually* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:19
Hauser's decision-making may be poor, but he has 0 time back there. OL is a sieve* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:18
- His receivers aren't doing squat for him either - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:19
- Ol bad. But hauser also refused to check down or hit hot reads. Infuriating* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:19
Every unit on the offense has been absolutely brutal tonight - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 22:18
- Laughery has been fine, that's all I got* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:18
  - I was gonna say the RBs have had good yardage after contact. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:20
That’s one of the dumbest QB plays I’ve ever seen.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:17
Houser watching his nfl chances disappear. yikes dude* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 22:17
Check Houser's draft kings account * - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:16
Fudge* - EffinIllini November 13, 2026, 22:16
Uh* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:16
This is painful* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:16
wtf Hauser* - Blazer November 13, 2026, 22:16
Fucking Christ - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:16
Shameful. Houser on the take?* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:16
Might be time to give Hauser the hook* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 22:16
- lol. You really think Clayton is a better option?* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:16
  - He’s out tonight. Would have to be Boyd* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 22:26
  - No. But hauser doesn’t have it today. It happens* - Mrap24 November 13, 2026, 22:21
  - Our offense has now scored -2 points. Yes there’s a high probability Clayton would have done better* - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:18
    - Just ducking stop* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:22
      - Why don’t you stop picking fights * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:23
        
        Stop saying silly shit * - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:26
Houser I love you but throw the fucking ball * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:16
- I think he thought about the pick on the previous possession. Too much in his own head. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:17
yikes * - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:16
Good lord, Houser* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:15
- He’s broken.* - Illini Guy November 13, 2026, 22:16
It's been a while since our OL has looked this bad. Like, are they blocking anyone?* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:15
- Really getting dominated * - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:16
As much as we complain about tackling, they ain’t much better * - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:15
Ok, Barry. Let's have a drive* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:14
There’s gotta be one big Colin Dixon play in there tonight. - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:13
- I would argue he already had one big play - the drop* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:17
- Might not be possible with this OL performance* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:16
I dont know if I could do a better job than Tim Brando - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 22:12
- (no subject) - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:16
You guys, this game is right there for us. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:12
- Ha, was going to post the same. That sack feels like a turning point.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:14
  - Well, kcuf. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:16
    - That time we felt positive about Illinois football.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 22:18
- I know we’re down two scores but the vibes are totally reasonable * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:12
ISH* - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:11
A sack!* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:11
That’s huge.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:11
Why was our RB standing out of bounds* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 22:07
- Valid question* - RVA November 13, 2026, 22:07
Fuuuuuuuuuu - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 22:07
Caleb Williams flashback PTSD * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:07
- Bears won that game! - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:07
My god* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:06
UCLA wins on turnovers * - biclops November 13, 2026, 22:06
- +13 before tonight * - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 22:07
Ugh* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 22:06
The official was standing 4 feet from it and looking right at the ball as it landed - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:04
- His view was blocked by the pylon, lol. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:05
Ground first* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 22:03
DOINK* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 22:02
Is that the first time that’s happened in the history of football? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 22:02
- Blake Hayes did it on a punt * - jdl November 13, 2026, 22:03
Ok good start. Real chance to apply game pressure with a score here* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:02
- I was wondering why that wouldn’t be a touchback* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 22:03
Hopefully Hauser is better this half - Blazer November 13, 2026, 22:01
- Classic Narrator* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 22:08
The highlight of the half was the 5 second slow motion replay of the UCLA cheerleaders* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 21:56
- here you go - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 22:05
  - That’s just incredible * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:11
- ooo - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:58
  - I thought this was going to be a gif of that girl and I’m disappointed in you that it isn’t * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:59
    - I let you down and I apologize - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 22:02
      - It’s not your fault, gif making technology stalled out in about 2005 * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 22:06
- LOFL. - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:57
- I audibly gasped * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:56
Producer: "it's the Bachelor, but with praying" - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:54
We win close games. So get 7 out of the half and we’re off* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:45
O just not even coming close to giving us enough* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 21:42
- that has been a theme in our losses this year.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:48
Well, we didn't play well at all, and somehow we're still in this. If that QB doesn't come back, - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 21:40
- I turned it on late, glanced at the box score, and was shocked the difference is only 10* - gvibes November 13, 2026, 21:58
- I'll be shocked if Dieffenbach doesn't play in the second half * - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 21:42
  - yep* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:45
- This game is very very very winnable. We might lose by 20, but we also might win * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:42
Receivers really rough tonight* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 21:40
We get the ball at the start of the 2nd. Do we want it?* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:40
This qb is wee* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:38
- I think the other dude is tall too. * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:41
Don't even put a return man back, ive seen this one before* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:38
Do not let then run for it on 3rd and 10* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:38
well, this might give us a shot.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:35
I know Lunney is a genius and I know some of this is drops but my god does Lunney turn in a lot of - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:34
- Does he? Show your work* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:36
  - Purdue, Oregon, Maryland, Nebraska we didn’t score until 0:21, 2:15, 0:27, and 1:52 left - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:47
    - Oh, we are moving goalposts now?* - Dilbert November 13, 2026, 21:48
      - Hmm, maybe that's how we can score in the first quarter* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:52
      - Dude, this isn’t a gotcha fight. If you don’t think that’s a problem you do you * - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:49
        
        You’re trying to create a problem that fits your argument - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:51
        
        I’m not making a god damn argument. I’m pointing something fucking out. If you don’t care great* - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:52
  - Over the last 40 games we’ve had scoreless halves in 15 of them - meanjeans November 13, 2026, 21:40
    - So it’s not really true. Cool* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:44
    - What if it was 1 game a year in 2023-2025?* - Dilbert November 13, 2026, 21:42
Both the players and coaches have botched an opportunity in this game. - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:34
Houser has made a few throws he hasn’t gotten help on* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 21:33
- correct. just the one bad eff it throw on 1st down.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:34
- Weather’s likely a factor, but yes* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:33
Clement should have caught that ball. * - harb November 13, 2026, 21:33
What a garbage possession* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:33
So many drops* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:33
Man, catch that ball* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 21:33
If they get another chance to score because our timeouts* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:32
What the fuck are we doing? Gonna give up more points at this rate* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:32
Nm* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:32
Setting up nicely for them to score again* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:32
Why would you decline the delay penalty * - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:29
- Doesn’t matter. It’s a chip shot either way* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:32
  - More bad outcomes from the 2 than 7 as noted below * - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:33
    - Meh* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:34
THIS is the #4 team in America?* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 21:29
- By attrition* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:36
- Big Ten is terrible this year* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:31
I thought if we declined it they might go for it* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 21:29
- Yeah it seems like there’s more possible bad outcomes from the 2 than the 7* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:30
- Thought the same. Not worth it. Give them the 3 attempt* - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 21:30
Do they run this QB often?* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:25
- 25 carries, 25 yds * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:26
At some point in the future, Illini Twitter is gonna be pissed that Dixon isn’t first team all B1G - GMAW November 13, 2026, 21:25
what an idiotic penalty?!* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:24
Wow that seemed like a horrible call* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:23
- They missed the hold on the other side so it evens out. * - harb November 13, 2026, 21:25
- I’ll allow it* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:24
Ok take advantage. Hold them to 3* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:23
Their QB is faster than our front 7* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 21:23
hey now* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:20
- ooo - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:22
Don’t give them 7. Force them to kick in the rain. * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:20
Doing a lot of gassing up an offensive system thats produced 7 pts on a busted coverage* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:18
They’ve learned they just need to get our edge guys and LB’s in space on the edge* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:16
Man, the star receiver discrepancy is the only thing the #4 team has on us today* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:14
This is not very entertaining* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:13
- Par for the course when we play UCLA here* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:15
- Prob regret saying this when we lose by 28 - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 21:14
Catch the ball* - ISeeDeadHawkeyes November 13, 2026, 21:13
Great throw. Needed that.* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 21:11
nice tarps * - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:11
Northwestern would stab a hobo for UCLA’s tarps* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:11
We’re a bunch of fucking idiots. Hard to watch this BS* - Desert November 13, 2026, 21:07
- And yet, here we are* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 21:08
  - First part might've been self directed* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:09
Man what a complete dipshit. * - illini November 13, 2026, 21:06
Atrocious play by Clarke* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:06
Ha of course we screw up the pick. But still hell yeah* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 21:05
Cool, but take the touch back, geez* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:05
Awesome but jfc go down in the endzone* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:05
Dude. Take a knee in the endzone * - MC November 13, 2026, 21:05
take a knee, Juice* - IlliniRunner November 13, 2026, 21:05
- yeah that was boneheaded * - jdl November 13, 2026, 21:06
And that’s why he’s the backup. Yikes. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 21:05
- Tim Brando “gets the sense” that he understands the offense better than Nico though. Wonder why* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:06
BOOM* - GMAW November 13, 2026, 21:05
Great play! But dammit stay in the end zone!* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:05
- Why in the name of god would you bring it out?* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 21:06
  - Adrenaline rush? * - MC November 13, 2026, 21:06
    - Had to be* - DocWalk20 November 13, 2026, 21:07
      - It's right there in his name * - jdl November 13, 2026, 21:09
        
        You serious, Clarke?* - RVA November 13, 2026, 21:11
Did Clarke come out of the EZ?* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:05
- Yes and then ran OOB at the fucking 1 - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 21:05
Xavier Scott >>> Jaylon Johnson Spider-Man meme* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 21:04
6 was lost too* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 21:02
Awful pursuit/angle by Scott there. (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 21:02
wtf x* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 21:01
Shameful effort by X there* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 21:01
- Cashing checks* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 21:02
That is speed we do not have * - assassin November 13, 2026, 21:01
clown show.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 21:01
fuuuuuuck* - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:01
this PBP guy is fucking brutal * - biclops November 13, 2026, 21:00
- He makes brando sound less bad. Awful * - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 21:04
- Brando should’ve hung it up years ago* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 21:04
just an eff it throw on 1st down?* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:56
Perfect throw to their DB* - Orangeillini November 13, 2026, 20:55
- A bad under throw and it’s probably a TD* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:57
Feels like we’re outplaying them - ab75 November 13, 2026, 20:55
Man, just do normal stuff and we’re right in this. No idea what that was* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:55
Terrible* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:54
wtf was that play? Dixon having a rough game* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:54
Sigh* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:54
I believe that is UCLAs 28th turnover * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:54
Where is this shit coming from* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:53
- Followed by a fucking stupid throw. It’s there if we stop killing ouselves* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:54
wtf* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:53
third down is a big deal * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:49
- a little bit too handsy * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:50
  - only held him for about 2 seconds* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:51
running some extremely telegraphed plays today* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:49
Yeah that was definitely on morris on the look again. LB came under and he didnt’ drop* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:48
Phew that was a TD with a real throw. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:47
Wow, another completely busted coverage* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:47
One call mixup, otherwise basically even* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:43
Not an expert but seems like continual fuckups make it harder to win* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:38
- Maybe lulling Chesney into complacency?* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:42
well, better than giving them the ball at the 45* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:38
- true, but still just silly.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:40
Fuckkk* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 20:37
Stepping on our own dicks* - WhitmansFolly November 13, 2026, 20:37
Brutal* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:37
come the fuck on.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:36
Terrible* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:36
Wtf, totally unnecessary* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:36
I’ll assume that was to Clement and not Dixon* - CanHartlebHireSnider November 13, 2026, 20:35
- Dixon was dragged down before he could come back towards the ball. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:36
Clement is really solid* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:35
Houser dealing so far even if not rewarded on some of them* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:35
Holding him the whole way too* - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:34
He was held too * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:34
thank goodness.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:33
Roughing* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:33
- I’ll take it!* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:33
- Yep. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:33
Gotta block if you are running up the middle. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:32
- Houser didn't count, they had no one to block that defensive end* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:32
College football is so crazy these days. Teams can have such a wide variance year to year* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:30
Nothing says disrespect like going for it on 4th and 6 at the 43* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:28
- Or not. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:30
Bob Chesney does not respect our defense* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:27
- Bob Chesney respects our defense* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:29
- Maybe they thought it was still 3rd down? * - jdl November 13, 2026, 20:28
I don’t get it. Are they just working on the run game tonight?* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 20:26
- This is what they do. Their QB threw for 300+ on 8 completions last week.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:28
Is the TV signal fucking shitty for anyone else? - IlliniSax05 November 13, 2026, 20:25
- Sound is shitty too* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:32
- Yes, but you should probably put a hammer through your screen just in case* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:30
- No, just the play-by-play guy* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:26
  - #truth* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:27
I would like to restart the season with this run defense* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:24
You'd never know how much money we dumped into this secondary* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:23
We should consider covering their receivers* - Herman Blume November 13, 2026, 20:22
Blow coverage and drop open passes is a bad way to start * - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:19
Yikes, might as well have just gone for it* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:18
"They're gonna allow them to play" except for the otherwise never called dline holding* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:18
- It wasn't even an obvious defensive holding at that* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:19
  - As OB said, Chesney told them to watch for it and they immediately obliged* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:20
    - Honestly the only thing that makes sense* - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:24
You like the no call? Wtf? PI!! Dropped pass and PI. Damn * - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 20:18
throw the fucking flag - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:18
Such a game changing drop. Also clear PI* - snipes824 November 13, 2026, 20:18
That’s PI. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:17
- Are we gonna get zero calls tonight so that ucla can stay top 5? (nm) - Waka November 13, 2026, 20:19
- yep* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:18
Catch the ball* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:17
Could anyone tell what the mixup was on the TD pass?* - Blazer November 13, 2026, 20:16
- 10 guys playing man, 1 guy playing zone * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:17
- He was passed back to a safety that didn’t exist. * - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:17
  - Seems it was cover 3 but nobody had one of the thirds* - John Coctostan November 13, 2026, 20:18
    - looks like it had to be his based upon the alignment?* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:20
Oh man. * - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 20:16
ffs.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:16
Alligator arms* - bjl63 November 13, 2026, 20:16
How long is Chesney going to want to coach in front of an empty stadium at 9-0?* - LovetheChief November 13, 2026, 20:14
- a couple more games.* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:15
If one wanted to be encouraged, we held up well against the run game.* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:13
- I think the TD was just a fluke mixup, so let’s definitely wait and see* - Blazer November 13, 2026, 20:18
Morris legit thought he was supposed to pass off their best WR to a safety - OrangeSox November 13, 2026, 20:13
Juco recruiting is such a crapshoot. The OL and DB that was supposedly - UofIL6 November 13, 2026, 20:11
Lulz* - OWWDig November 13, 2026, 20:10
Might be a long night. * - harb November 13, 2026, 20:10
Love to miscommunicate* - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:10
Dammit, they figured out they can throw at will early.* - voiceofreason November 13, 2026, 20:10
Horrendous* - Ron McDon November 13, 2026, 20:10
wtf?* - Ari Gold November 13, 2026, 20:10
Yuck * - jdl November 13, 2026, 20:10
Thats the one person you need to cover* - RVA November 13, 2026, 20:10
These uniforms are butt * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:09
- as is the defense * - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:09
You don’t see a lot of holding on the DL* - biclops November 13, 2026, 20:08
- Makes you think that Chesney told them to watch for it* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:08
God damn it Tim Brando* - assassin November 13, 2026, 20:01
- That dye job is FRESH. - tvillini November 13, 2026, 20:05
Oh Tim Brando’s in this* - OB25 November 13, 2026, 20:01

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