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Well that seems uncalled for!*
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Posted by Jackie
on May 19, 2022, 9:54:27, in reply to "
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What quirky rule / standards does your job have?
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haighter
May 19, 2022, 8:25:09
I have to go on a website every week and certify that I actually worked*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 19, 2022, 15:37:01
the security guard has to lock up the building after the last employee leaves for the day
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torinese
May 19, 2022, 15:25:54
Emails *must* be forwarded to another team member when you're out of the office on PTO.*
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DiamondDazzle
May 19, 2022, 14:35:39
My previous job you couldn’t use “violent” language like “bullet point”
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GhostofPokeyStixPast
May 19, 2022, 13:46:17
where do they stand on "rule of thumb"?*
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:51:28
I personally avoided engaging with the remaining nun who was on the board. She was terrifying*
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GhostofPokeyStixPast
May 19, 2022, 13:59:21
For sure, I'm not even Catholic and nuns terrify me*
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 14:02:53
No idea/ dont remember/wiped from my brain*
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Stu
May 19, 2022, 13:45:45
If you’re Zooming into a team call we ask you keep your camera on.
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illini
May 19, 2022, 13:26:54
My company has an almost zero camera policy
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:31:44
For on or off? *
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illini
May 19, 2022, 13:33:47
always off
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:34:46
and this hurts morale?*
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VIV
May 19, 2022, 13:41:36
We’re cameras on, all the time. It’s not a policy but everyone does it*
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CWR10
May 19, 2022, 14:34:22
I feel like this is a polarizing topic
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:42:34
i think making people who are sitting at home be on camera would hurt morale worse*
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VIV
May 19, 2022, 13:45:04
I'm not suggesting cameras all the time
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:50:17
nah, i'm good*
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VIV
May 19, 2022, 14:22:06
Not sure if super common, but if you run out of paid leave you can beg company wide for donations
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ijustkrushalot
May 19, 2022, 13:06:34
Sorry your wife has cancer, Bob, maybe you shouldn't have taken that trip to Hawaii*
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:10:14
We accrue 16-24 hours of normal leave and 4 hours of long term leave a month
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ijustkrushalot
May 19, 2022, 13:14:46
I wouldn't think so*
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reggiedunlop
May 19, 2022, 13:16:53
I just assumed that all bets were off when it came to Covid
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:16:48
the gov't was reimbursing employers for two weeks PTO for COVID. I guess Iowa didn't get the memo.*
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ghost_of_clt
May 19, 2022, 13:46:07
We did but that all went away last fall/winter
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ijustkrushalot
May 19, 2022, 15:29:15
Yeah, using PTO for COVID seems pretty ridiculous*
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reggiedunlop
May 19, 2022, 13:19:33
my company added a Covid PTO category to our system. I think it was a week or two every quarter
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IlliniSax05
May 19, 2022, 14:02:18
yea, that was the tenor of our discussion... we were talking about how everyone is more aware
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ijustkrushalot
May 19, 2022, 13:27:45
One of the big behavior changes that will come from this
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:30:56
Wouldn't it be easier to just let them go without asking?*
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reggiedunlop
May 19, 2022, 13:08:50
Our corporate HQ weekend is Fri/Sat
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ArtVandelay
May 19, 2022, 12:55:42
I assume Friday's are quiet and monday's already have a bunch of shit lined up? *
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ijustkrushalot
May 19, 2022, 13:05:08
Mostly correct. Fridays are quiet and I get SO much done. Sundays, I usually
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ArtVandelay
May 19, 2022, 14:06:05
Israeli company?*
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Carl Spackler
May 19, 2022, 12:57:44
Yep*
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ArtVandelay
May 19, 2022, 13:02:24
We've asked people to schedule meetings for 25 mins and not 30 and 50 minutes instead of 60.
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ATL
May 19, 2022, 12:50:10
lululemon had something called "a clearing"
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:32:37
That sounds great, not corny. I'd rather deal with all info vs partial info for tasks/projects.
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ghost_of_clt
May 19, 2022, 12:45:24
There were so many components of lululemon that I loved
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:52:14
sounds too Scientology *
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ijustkrushalot
May 19, 2022, 12:43:45
lululemon is totally a cult
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:51:25
meet deadlines.
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eta
May 19, 2022, 11:23:06
Limit pictures of family in your area.
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EffinIllini
May 19, 2022, 11:22:03
pictures aren't bad. they remind many people the "why" when they are on a pointless zoom*
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ArtVandelay
May 19, 2022, 14:07:14
*facedesk*
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ATL
May 19, 2022, 13:04:37
Oh, good lord*
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bjl63
May 19, 2022, 11:36:47
That's just what they tell people
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 11:23:10
Could be*
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EffinIllini
May 19, 2022, 11:27:53
maybe I'm getting soft, but I could totally see how pictures of your family is a microaggression*
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 11:28:43
that's dumb
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IlliniSax05
May 19, 2022, 12:13:21
They're not asking you to hide it
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:19:34
but how much is "rubbing their faces in it"?
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IlliniSax05
May 19, 2022, 12:27:35
It's really not, and yes clutter drives me bananas
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:30:01
you've got some damage, man.*
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VIV
May 19, 2022, 12:53:03
Don't we all?
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:54:29
when I say cluttered I mean having a lot of pictures
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IlliniSax05
May 19, 2022, 12:32:32
I meant cluttered both in the too many pictures way and the too much stuff on the desk way
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:33:49
Probably wouldn't be stoked on the crappy kids art I have at my desk. *
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haighter
May 19, 2022, 12:23:51
You can do whatever you want, just don't expect me to care
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:29:50
No pinching butts*
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bbonb
May 19, 2022, 10:04:18
what about your own?*
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VIV
May 19, 2022, 12:52:04
"Between your own legs, Father"*
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ATL
May 19, 2022, 12:56:48
Anything in the regs about nipple twisting? *
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Tuscy
May 19, 2022, 10:06:05
are tittie twisters still a thing?*
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lcubed
May 19, 2022, 10:08:26
They are on Fridays. *
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uofi1998
May 19, 2022, 11:35:50
Nothing good like that. We do have a "no scents" in the office rule
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Taz
May 19, 2022, 9:43:46
So no gold bond?*
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JeffFrank
May 19, 2022, 12:22:21
we get it Jeff, you have swamp ssa*
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:41:39
More so boys can swing free with no chafing*
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JeffFrank
May 19, 2022, 13:20:18
How are you single?
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 13:32:36
that sounds amazing*
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 11:36:24
Only problem is we can't spray when we poop in the bathroom*
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Taz
May 19, 2022, 11:39:16
the spray smells worse than the poops*
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Sounder
May 19, 2022, 12:20:15
I agree. Burning a match was so effective*
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JeffFrank
May 19, 2022, 12:24:16
Summer Fridays off (paid). Starting next week woo!*
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Jackie
May 19, 2022, 8:53:59
that's awesome. i think parkland does that. i wish uiuc would as well*
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lcubed
May 19, 2022, 9:55:39
Well you get a brazillion days of PTO, sooooo I'm pretty sure it all washes out*
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Jackie
May 19, 2022, 9:57:08
Doesnt mean we cant want more*
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ISeeDeadHawkeyes
May 19, 2022, 12:45:08
ooo
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IlliniSax05
May 19, 2022, 9:52:36
Well that seems uncalled for!*
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Jackie
May 19, 2022, 9:54:27
ooo
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IlliniSax05
May 19, 2022, 9:56:20
Get your shit done.
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Dilbert
May 19, 2022, 8:28:41
No Friday meetings. Thank God.*
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SurfTheBoneyard
May 19, 2022, 8:27:15
That actually is great*
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Cunativeson
May 19, 2022, 8:26:29
Yea…it doesn’t happen often because it’s caused people to be much more thoughtful…
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haighter
May 19, 2022, 8:29:40
I wish we would do that with conference calls.
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Illiniphil
May 19, 2022, 8:58:36
i have 2 standing daily meetings that total 90 minutes of my day every day
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VIV
May 19, 2022, 9:01:06
That stinks*
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Tooldresser
May 19, 2022, 10:02:55
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