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Posted by doubledown
on June 9, 2022, 8:17:52, in reply to "
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Jesus, watched Biden on Kimmel.
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HeatMizer
June 8, 2022, 23:36:30
GOP now leads with Hispanics in Quinnipiac Poll 41-38
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bigbop85
June 9, 2022, 15:02:13
was Chilango polled?*
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Poldark
June 9, 2022, 16:13:20
Sounds personal.
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osklister
June 13, 2022, 7:52:59
*collects rent*
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Chilango
June 13, 2022, 7:00:10
How did they find that many Hispanics in Quinnipiac?*
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HamptonSki
June 9, 2022, 15:15:53
I could have sworn the spread was more than +3 the last time he breathlessly posted on this topic.*
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ATL
June 9, 2022, 15:17:30
#2022RedTsunami*
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bigbop85
June 9, 2022, 15:21:12
If #2022RedTsunami is anything like #JedsLeague....
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KingTalkyTiki
June 9, 2022, 16:42:01
How many crises must the GOP create before people begin to question its competence?*
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complainant
June 9, 2022, 16:26:29
At least 5-6 more.
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WhitmansFolly
June 13, 2022, 7:41:58
New Mexico SoS nominee tweets some interesting stuff about Jews.
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larue33
June 9, 2022, 13:43:14
My favorite part about these stories is when these assholes get called out for this shit
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IlliniRunner
June 9, 2022, 14:03:52
Congressional candidate Carl Paladino thinks Hitler is the model for the kind of candidate
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larue33
June 9, 2022, 13:32:43
The bad Hitlers ruin the name for the good Hitlers.*
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ghost_of_clt
June 9, 2022, 13:36:24
Blake Masters, GOP senate candidate in AZ, choke-slammed a dude at a GOP event over the weekend
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IlliniRunner
June 9, 2022, 12:46:52
a fair bit of "yeah, but what was she wearing at the time?" by that writer
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Sammich
June 9, 2022, 13:24:12
wow sounds like that lib was a weak soy boy*
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ECEIllinois
June 9, 2022, 13:14:31
Another example of cops being the ####ing worst*
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ATL
June 9, 2022, 13:04:33
is that the guy that said the gun violence problem in America is black people's fault?*
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assassin
June 9, 2022, 13:00:21
The one and (not) only*
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IlliniRunner
June 9, 2022, 13:10:00
The leading Republican candidate for Michigan governor just got arrested
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larue33
June 9, 2022, 11:33:43
He likely picked up some sigs there, so some good some bad with that trip.*
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Warrin'_Illini
June 9, 2022, 12:17:56
Maybe some siegs, too.*
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DT
June 9, 2022, 13:02:09
signatures, or SIG Sauers?*
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Sammich
June 9, 2022, 12:47:35
There are many incomprehensible abbreviations on this board.
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complainant
June 9, 2022, 15:08:16
sounds like he just secured the nomination*
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Sammich
June 9, 2022, 11:41:53
right?*
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biclops
June 9, 2022, 12:05:38
Here's a comprehensive list of accomplishments in year 1
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jfinsocal
June 9, 2022, 8:47:19
that's quite a long list*
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Orangeillini
June 9, 2022, 9:29:18
Related: Funding for expansion of highways should be greatly reduced and put toward
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longsnapper
June 9, 2022, 8:48:54
Yup*
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Chilango
June 9, 2022, 12:37:46
or we could pull money from our $780B military budget to fund some public transit and bridge work
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IlliniSax05
June 9, 2022, 12:31:20
They need to be maintained, not expanded, though. If we can't maintain existing,
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longsnapper
June 9, 2022, 13:15:20
You’re the chilango of public transit*
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Sounder
June 9, 2022, 10:19:49
Public Policy Longsnapper is one of the great characters of the Deuce*
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Chilango
June 9, 2022, 12:40:49
Thanks*
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longsnapper
June 9, 2022, 11:40:43
you can't "push shit through" without 60 in the senate. GOP will filibuster anything meaningful*
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VIV
June 9, 2022, 8:13:27
Hmmm. Kimmel still has a show?*
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bbonb
June 9, 2022, 8:06:45
This is one of those "be careful where you place that comma" examples.
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osklister
June 9, 2022, 7:19:17
This is what you pipe in with? No "Poopy Pants"?
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KingTalkyTiki
June 9, 2022, 11:38:45
If Jesus was alive today, he wouldn't own a TV, and would work it into every conversation. *
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doubledown
June 9, 2022, 7:25:53
so he does crossfit, too?*
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lcubed
June 9, 2022, 7:58:07
and he's a vegan*
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shua
June 9, 2022, 7:58:43
and a Libertarian*
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Chilango
June 9, 2022, 12:38:40
Also wears a 19th century mustache and talks about his reclaimed wood carpentry*
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ghost_of_clt
June 9, 2022, 7:45:50
Makes amazing bespoke cocktails
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DT
June 9, 2022, 8:09:20
LULZ. *
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doubledown
June 9, 2022, 8:17:52
"This wood was once used on a hilltop just outside of Jerusalem...."
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osklister
June 9, 2022, 8:00:26
Used in early Golgothic design*
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longsnapper
June 9, 2022, 8:01:38
Not much for “pensa” however. *
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haighter
June 9, 2022, 8:15:56
but then eventually you'd find out, he has a laptop and he's borrowing...
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shua
June 9, 2022, 7:29:02
He'd probably ride those stupid scooters everywhere but at least he'd park them somewhere
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Tortillini
June 9, 2022, 7:35:17
Biden to media: Be Better
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bigbop85
June 9, 2022, 6:14:05
I’ve become very disappointed in his presidency
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timmer
June 9, 2022, 1:51:50
Per the polling, so are a majority of Americans. *
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Tooldresser
June 9, 2022, 7:30:14
I think it’s pretty clear he’s not a good president
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illini21
June 9, 2022, 7:53:40
Isn't democracy great?*
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HamptonSki
June 9, 2022, 8:32:05
I think he's handled Ukraine about as well as possible.
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larue33
June 9, 2022, 8:17:01
He has handled Ukraine like crap. I am still not convinced that war is not at least partially his f
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Tooldresser
June 9, 2022, 8:38:00
How do you think Biden caused this war?
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larue33
June 9, 2022, 8:50:36
Miss handling pre invasion. Question for you: why did Russia invade now?*
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Tooldresser
June 13, 2022, 5:55:16
He is polling and doing much worse than Trump*
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Tooldresser
June 9, 2022, 8:01:50
polling for sure. he definitely doesn't have the cult of personality
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VIV
June 9, 2022, 8:23:53
You can't even buy luxury cars, send your kids to college and ski the Alps these days.*
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complainant
June 9, 2022, 5:35:28
Well, yeah, with global warming limiting my summer skiing to 2 resorts within four hours drive
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timmer
June 9, 2022, 9:45:36
How does one "push shit through"? *
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UofIL6
June 8, 2022, 23:43:43
Borrow the B1G ####pumper we took to Michigan in '21*
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memyselfandillini
June 9, 2022, 11:41:49
Dear Penthouse...*
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HamptonSki
June 9, 2022, 7:20:48
"I never thought I would have a story like this..."
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osklister
June 9, 2022, 8:01:46
There’s ways to get his party to follow orders.
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HeatMizer
June 9, 2022, 0:00:27
For good or bad, that’s the difference between the parties.
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Desert
June 9, 2022, 8:40:38
The fact is that he has a vanishingly thin majority in the Senate,& one not much larger in the House
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IlliniRunner
June 9, 2022, 0:57:15
Have you heard of Joe Manchin?*
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JeffFrank
June 9, 2022, 0:15:35
Yep.berate him every single day.*
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HeatMizer
June 9, 2022, 0:30:06
Not sure if serious*
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UofIL6
June 9, 2022, 6:21:09
Be happy to have him rather than another Marsha Blackburn*
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JeffFrank
June 9, 2022, 5:45:44
Manchin isn’t the problem. *
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ATL
June 9, 2022, 0:21:30
He didn’t have a mandate for transformational change*
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JeffFrank
June 9, 2022, 0:44:27
Did you follow the immigration law debate in W’s administration?*
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ATL
June 9, 2022, 0:06:50
Heck, or the Obamacare repeal*
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Carl Spackler
June 9, 2022, 5:27:46
*sits on potty **
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ATL
June 8, 2022, 23:44:03
Maybe he thinks the Kimmel audience includes Republicans.*
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complainant
June 8, 2022, 23:40:38
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