I actually laughed out loud at some of these.
That’s not how food works!*
women be shopping*
That is true. Women do like to shop. *
You cannot stop a woman from shopping*
Do not taunt a woman who is shopping.*
...for a Happy Fun Ball (I couldn't figure out a way to not make that a double entendre).
“BusLady” needs to shut the #### up.*
His site is even better (link)