cononavirus 22 May thread
Who aged more poorly, Jordan or Ewing?*
Not fair. Jordan’s been smoked and pickled, of course he’s gonna age better*
Is this serious?*
Come on, Jordan could work out for a 45 days and look like a stud
Have you seen Jordans 2nd wife?*
(That’s not because of his looks. #trump)*
But lets get all the college workers, I mean student athletes, back.on campus!*
Question a friend of mine threw out today....
your joke isn’t very funny
i would worry more about the faculty and staff that you kill. *
An epidemiologist is telling me 1 in 1500 18-22 year-olds will die from COVID?
Is that number too high or too low for you?*
1/1500 is way too high.*
i just hope billy joe armstrong is ok *
[Racist Joe Biden] ... by his own “40 year record”
The Democratic party has always been racist, he just said it out loud*
Trollbot Rating: Alarming(ly Moronic)
LOL. He didn't say anything that Democrats dont think. They just normally don't say out loud*
There's one party that routinely shows their racism, and it ain't the Dems.
Val Demings rockets to the top of the VP list*
did Trump praise any other Nazi's bloodlines today yet?*
Apparently Im the only person in the world who didnt know Henry Ford was a Nazi*
I was also unaware of this *
Interesting. Just assumed it was widely known.*
Meanwhile the president calls prominent black men dumb almost every day*
Best thing he could do is just say "i'm not Donald Trump" and he will get elected*
The guy has an 8 point lead, hasn't really even campaigned, and doesn't have a running mate yet
Its what he was trying to say. He did it dumbly*
Because he's not mentally fit to be POTUS. Such a joke*
But he’s 100x more fit than the current POTUS*
That doesn't make him a good candidate though*
No it doesn’t. But here we are with a choice between the lesser of two evils.
Just showing off that fabled electability*
Just embarrassing as an American to have those two choices*
YO!!! Robert L. Johnson, founder of BET, just Nuked Joe Biden ...
If he dropped out today, who could beat DJT?*
Anybody and everybody. Biden will beat him, hes still an embarrassment *
FNC has him up 8 points*
He’s got plenty of time to #### that up*
He does but CV seems to be hitting DJT country. Lots of ways for that 8 points to go up*
Vincent Price is the prez of Trinity College in Durham, NC?? *
Remember DukieSarah?? :-)
lulz. Oh the memories. *
[ Hertz ]
their website has been messed up for days. been trying to car*
i can’t even car right now*
#### it, I'm leaving it*
For me, your linky stinky. Another try inside
Everyone going bankrupt is pretty fitting for a Trump presidency*
Got a signed letter from DJT that my stimulus was direct deposited. LOL*
DJIA down 500+ next week*
2758 new cases on 25113 tests (10.98%) with 110 deaths over the last 24 hours in IL*
hitting 100,000 deaths on Memorial Day seem appropriate*
[Playpen in Chicago]
They shut it down during Air and Water show. The boat cops are always patrolling the Playpen.*
Lots of indecent exposure citations (with photographic evidence). *
How far out into the lake does Chicago's jurisdiction extend?*
I'm volunteering to patrol that area. *
Can we just asume a huge post Memorial Day spike in cases?*
There are always going to be more cases, whenever people gather
No. Outdoor shit should generally be pretty safe*
open those churches!
Hey #teamhaircut, here's some actual undermining of governmental restrictions & protocols for you!*
What a totally moronic and irresponsible thing to say*
That wasn’t the weird part for me - you could argue that opening churches or whatever in an
That message is on point for the intended audience*
Yep. Perfect for those putting a moral stamp on a public health issue not making moral judgments.*
Sure - I got the intended partisan click — it just feels stupid as #### during a pandemic. *
7th Circuit here this week upheld IL restrictions on churches...
I"m OK with fewer Christian being the result of Trump's idiocy
I'd be cool with fewer judgemental folks, whatever their religious persuasion...
Has it occured to you that I don't like religious people because they are judgmental?
Has it occurred to you that your hypocrisy knows no bounds and that you lack self awareness?*
There’s about 7-10 posters here who are more judgmental than any fundie I know*
Has it occured to you that you're just as judgemental as they are?
Lol, seriously *
Wishing death on people isn't what I'd consider respectful *
I"m not wishing death
I assume the states' rights people will marching in the streets at any moment, right?*
Should we start a pool for "first day without a conona thread"?
barring any major developments i vote we stop on 5/29 to coincide with the IL lockdown tapering off*
There was discussion of what day would have a thread longer than the daily covid thread
I think the draft thread beat it too*
AI & laser test developed for mass testing with results in seconds?
AI & lasers? what could possibly go wrong???!!!*
] UI student athletes in campus [*
Lancet-published paper on hydroxychloroquine shows elevated risk of death in COVID patients
Maybe not great re: available antibody tests?
Can someone explain to me like I'm 5 about the virus/antibody test thing?
The two tests serve different purposes
Atl, take notes. This is EITMLI5*
Dammit. Meant to post the below here.*
But viv is right. Shouldn’t have posted. *
it was totally fine*
I mean, if any white person would have implied whites are inherently smarter than other races
As he should have been
The Asian kid thing is a well known part of the model minority myth
whatever helps, man.*
<Melanoma>WHY BRING THE CHILDREN INTO THIS?!?</Trump>
that's some racist shit*
I get to do it as an Asian*
It muddies the data partly because you're not comparing apples to apples and partly because positive
Cocktails to go now legal
IL starts on the 29th. Foursomes for golf as well*
What about foursomes of the conventional kind?*
Inveterate gambler update
Poker room at Seminole Hard Rock Tampa reopened 2 hours ago.
Poker room at Seminole Hard Rock Tampa reopened 2 hours ago.
I don't really have a problem with that.
Neither do I. Was just providing an update. Everybody in the photo looked masked.*
Small victories; autocorrect no longer tries to change cononavirus to coronavirus.*
Has anyone seen any detailed analysis of actual Swedish behavior compared to other countries?
Also one big difference is they kept elementary and middle schools open
I’d also like to know how their economy has fared*
Heading to a recession like everyone else*
Well sure, it’s a global recession *
Politico article from a couple days ago, sounds a lot like everywhere else.
Swedish market hawker Mike Singh? Globalism in action.*
Google releases mobility reports for each country
On quick glance, doesn’t seem that different.
i think that's right. one takeaway i think is that government lockdowns
Cool, thanks for this*
Anybody know if there's tracking for "clusters" of outbreaks? For example,
My 'burb is testing the city's shit to see if the city is getting worse or better.
I saw that. While I don't want to know the details, I assume they stir it up thoroughly first? Ick.*
I think I saw they send some sort of bot down there, and then mail it off to a lab.
Everyone needs a little Steve Martin
Good share...that was spectacular. Love me some Steve Martin.*