I have one, ONE, effing rule with the pets. Don't go in my room. I come home to this:
That chair looks looks like a good place to sit, stare out the window and ponder the brilliant light
The dog goes where the dog wants in my house.*
they're both like "yeah, we broke your rule. what are you gonna do about it?
Do you think they were having xes on your chair prior to you coming home?*
They actually do fight like a married couple.... so, no*
Went to the Hemingway house yesterday. Place is overrun with cats. There were two on his bed. *
Looks devastating. I hope your insurance will cover it.*