We recently had two well dressed middle aged women knock on our door to explain a beautiful life with next to God if we accept Jesus. I let her speak her speech, her friend standing behind her holding a Bible and smiling ear to ear gleefully as if the hands maid tale had consumed her life.

So I politely asked of her, so when you die everything will be better than what we have here? They both nodded and smiled and the woman in the rear opened her book to a page that was conveniently bookmarked, and before she began to speak, I asked,..

Then why don't you just kill yourselves?

It was a Kodak moment

Wife yelled from the house, just leave before he asks more questions