In my opinion, a visit to your home state doesn't qualify as an actual vacation, unless it's longer than 4 weeks. And not repetitive.

Don't be so cautious.

Take the poor woman to Florida at least. It sucks, but so much better.

Find an imagination at long last.

How is her cancer going?

Don't be such a boring load.

Find a personality dullard.

Your wife has been your slave...

Wake up, brat