His press briefings are always a cornucopia of concocted BS that makes little to no sense

How he stopped the civil war in Uganda that continues to rage on

The trillions of dollars the exporting nations are paying us in taxes

How food prices are lower than has ever been seen before, nobody has ever seen anything like it

His poll numbers are higher than the history of the world

Nobody in the world knows more than me about "insert subject"

Windmills cause cancer


SMH 🥴