Secretively pound your pork while your fatass wifey was snoring in her own bed? Did the springs squeak? You can thank your idol for that thrill.

Dude, you are sexually frustrated.

Remember when I posted a sexy picture of my sexy7 girlfriend in a revealing one-piece swimsuit? You craved a bikini shot?

You wanted to see her navel?

What were comparing her to?

You're twisted, bro

Post a photo of beautiful Sue.

Deal, bitch?

BTW, mine is also named Susan.

Slim Susan. Shapely Susan. 5'7", 120 pounds.

I'm lucky

And he she is sexually uninhibited. Even at 72.


Pound for an hour.