Believe it or not, that preposterous old egotist Harpal Brar appeared on this evening's One Show. It goes without saying that he was (1) wearing two shirts, and (2) defending the North Korean uber-dictatorship against its democratic critics. You won't be surprised to hear that Brar's conceit is still inversely proportional to his level of political insight. How can a man have lived so long and still have so little self-knowledge?