Amigos!

Please treat Mateo with care. Though he can't conceive what it takes to put signs up in a high-end restaurant, he aims to please by typing this illustrious post on his Samsung.

LATEST RUMORS ABOUT MATEO
For those of you who come more frequently than the weekly big show on Tuesday evenings, you might have noticed a bandage or even three stitches on Mateo's lower left leg. He reportedly told some folks about an accident taking out the garbage because he remains shy about the true nature of his injury.

Shockingly enough, Mateo does not hail from the Vancouver Islands, does not regularly practice yoga, own a small dog nor run a massage/herbal tea business. Growing up on the bayou in South Louisiana, Mateo became an expert rassling--er, wrestling--alligators. When recently confronted by a crocodile on the streets of La Manzanilla, Mateo instinctively used his alligator moves and suffered the cut. The initial move shocked the crocodile, who had intended to sever Mateo's head. Of course Mateo won the match, but the resulting injury prevented him from turning off the Oxxo sign and reversing the flow of water from the Four Seasons to La Manzanilla.

MUSIC SCHEDULE
5:15 p.m.-7:15 p.m.
Monday: Lynn and Billy
Tuesday: Chava! There are still good seats available for Tuesday, Feb. 27!
Wednesday: Eduardo
Thursday: Michel
Friday: Rick and Paul
Saturday: Christine and friends

CROCODILE BAR HAS FOOD SERVICE AT NOON
Monday-Saturday, 12 p.m-8 p.m. Please join us for lunch as well!
Kitchen opens at noon and remains open until 7:30 p.m.
On Sundays, our cafe friends present “Bar Calcetin”

RESERVATIONS
For Tuesdays, the latest one may make a reservation is 515 p.m.
For Thursdays and Fridays, the latest would be 5:45 p.m.
For Mondays, Wednesdays and Saturdays, the latest would be 6 p.m.
Everyone in the party needs to respect the reservation time. You have a 5-minute grace period. After that, your table and/or seats will go to other folks who didn’t make a reservation.
Reservations only allowed six days in advance of the event.

HOW TO MAKE A RESERVATION
*Send Mateo a text using WhatsApp
*Call Mateo, but not using WhatsApp
*Stop by the bar–during bar hours–and ask for Mateo, Cristal or Belen. Pro tip: The bar is not open before noon. Before noon, you might want to try to find Mateo examining a sun dial as he ponders the questions about the starting time for food service.
* Look for crocodile who bit Mateo's leg. Ask the animal if stretching one's birthday celebration over five days calls for a surprise attack. And also ask the animal how to download WhatsApp.

Mateo
3328179527, Mexican cell and WhatsApp