Amigos!
Mateo better not make fun of his older friends for going to bed early because he also needs his rest. Don’t worry, the comedy gold returns next week. If you find yourself upset, you may drown your sorrows in a margarita at Crocodile Bar and Cabanas.

WHAT COULD HAVE BEEN
Insert joke about rocks on the beach here.
Insert witty comment about Oxxo sign or Four Seasons “stealing” water here.
Shame folks who [redacted by democracy haters] each time they go to a high-end restaurant.

THE GRAND FINALE
If you haven’t come on a Wednesday evening this season, March 13 marks your final opportunity to enjoy Eduardo and his smooth sound of Spanish ballads. Even if you don’t speak any Spanish, you will most likely appreciate his music with the sunset.
Michel returns Thursday, March 14, for his second-to-last show of the season. Chava’s final show will take place Tuesday, March 19.

STANDARD MUSIC SCHEDULE
5:15 p.m.-7:15 p.m.
Monday: Lynn and Billy
Tuesday: Chava!
Wednesday: Eduardo
Thursday: Michel
Friday: Rick and Paul
Saturday: Christine and friends

CROCODILE BAR HAS FOOD SERVICE AT NOON
Monday-Saturday, 12 p.m-8 p.m. Please join us for lunch as well!
Kitchen opens at noon and remains open until 7:30 p.m.
On Sundays, our cafe friends present “Bar Calcetin”

RESERVATIONS
Will no longer be accepted for the rest of the season. All seating will be first-come, first-served. Please refrain from holding seats for others at your table.

HOW TO MAKE A RESERVATION
*Send Mateo a racy text using WhatsApp
*Apologize to Mateo for not reading the previous message
* Apologize to Mateo on behalf of your countrymen and women who go to high-end restaurants without ordering anything
* Look for the folks who started the big fire trying to send Mateo smoke signals.

Mateo
3328179527, Mexican cell and WhatsApp