Amigos!

The New Orleans Saints actually won a game Dec. 7. If they win today, will the tsunami go through the Gulf of Mexico up the Mississippi River?

NFL TODAY
We have access to all the NFL games for the rest of the season! We have three big screens, so come cheer your favorite team.

NAHUALES TONIGHT
After the NFL day games, Nahuales makes its debut at 6:30 p.m. Sunday, Dec. 14. Please note all the other music starts at 5 p.m. the other six days. On Sundays, you may also feel free to show up at 5 p.m. and watch the sunset and/or the NFL games.

NAVIDAD DINNER
Come celebrate Christmas Eve at the Crocodile. Eduardo starts with music at 5 p.m. December 24 and the four-course dinner starts at 6 p.m. You may purchase a ticket for 500 pesos and the charge for walk-ins will be 600 pesos. The full menu is at the bottom of today’s post.

HAPPY HOUR
Come by Monday-Friday from 3 p.m.-4 p.m. Quality margaritas for 60 pesos. A margarita in Louisiana costs more than 200 pesos, so this is a steal! Free Coronita with any tequila shot. Bucket of 6 Coronas or 6 Victorias for 180 pesos.

MICHEL DEBUT
Michel has arrived and he will play his first show of the season at 5 p.m. Thursday. We now have music daily!

CHAVA
Some of you may be too young to remember this, but Jack Nicholson starred in “The Shining” and his writing featured “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” If only his work had emphasized “No reservations needed for Chava. No reservations needed for Chava.” If you would like to make a reservation, it will be for 5 p.m. Please do not hold seats. If you have a reservation, please be on time. All seats available on a first-come, first-served basis starting at 5:10 p.m.

PARKING
If you decide to arrive in your vehicle, please understand only guests of the casitas may park on the property. We want to provide the safest environment possible for our guests in our glamping tents. For bicycle parking, please park your bicycle on the left-hand side immediately after you enter the property.

NO SMOKING
Please understand we ask everyone to refrain from smoking on the property. The property includes the wooden tables next to the palapa and the lounge chairs and the private porches for the hotel guests. We have placed ash trays on the brown plastic tables on the beach. Thanks for your understanding and cooperation.

CLIFF NOTES
Dec. 14: NFL games starting at 12 p.m., NAHUALES at 6:30 p.m.
Dec. 15: 5 p.m. Yotzin (Latin dancing band), followed by NFL
Dec. 16: 5 p.m. Chava
Dec. 17: 5 p.m. Eduardo
Dec. 18: 5 p.m. Michel, followed by NFL
Dec. 19: 5 p.m., Rick and Paul, followed by College Football Playoffs
Dec. 20: 5 p.m., Two Christines, College Football Playoffs before and after
Dec. 21: NFL followed by Nahuales
Happy Hour 3-4 p.m., Monday-Friday

CHRISTMAS MENU
4 Courses
Appetizer
* Tropical Ceviche Basket
Crispy corn shell filled with avocado mousse, tomato-based ceviche, onion, quinoa, cucumber, coconut, and cilantro.
Cleanse the palate
* Freshness sorbet
Mint sorbet with cucumber and kiwi pearls
MAIN COURSE (choose one)
* Stuffed pork loin with poblano adobo
Pork loin stuffed with bacon, walnuts, and almonds, topped with poblano mole sauce
* Chicken roll with mushroom cream sauce
Chicken breast stuffed with cheese, ham, and spinach, topped with mushroom cream sauce
* Tuna medallion with walnut cream sauce
Tuna medallion with a sesame crust, topped with walnut cream sauce
Side dishes
* Marbled mashed potatoes and sweet potatoes
* Roasted vegetables (cherry tomatoes, Brussels sprouts, and baby carrots)
DESSERT
* Apple cheesecake

Mateo
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