Amigos!

Please ignore the rumors Mateo will move the Oxxo sign in front of his business to please those who have asked for an increased visibility of Crocodile Casitas and Glamping on the north end of the beach.


COME ROCK WITH CHAVA

The Crocodile will have another big crowd at 5 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 17, for Chava. If you have not made a reservation yet, good seats are still available! If you wish to make a reservation for 5 p.m. Tuesday, Feb. 24, please wait until after 8 a.m. Wednesday, Feb. 18.


BEST BREAKFAST

Thanks to those of you who have stopped by for breakfast this season. If you have, you know it’s not only a delicious breakfast, but also a great deal at only 100 pesos with your juice or No Bullshit Splendidly Blendily coffee included. Coffee service starts at 8 a.m. daily and breakfast hours are from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m.


WINTER OLYMPICS

If you wish to watch any of the Winter Olympics, Mateo is happy to pay for a streaming service. Just put your comments below with suggestions on the best streaming service. Please understand the Crocodile has great internet service with Disney/ESPN Mexico, HBO, Netflix, Youtube and more, but there is no old-fashioned cable/satellite coverage at the Crocodile.


DAY UNDER THE SUN

We hope everyone supports “Noche Bajo Las Estrellas” on Saturday, Feb. 21. The Crocodile will be open at 8 a.m., but will close at 6 p.m. in support of this wonderful event. Join us during the day before heading to the jardin that evening.


HAPPY HOUR
If you haven’t had a chance to come by for an afternoon drink, we have three specials this season. Yes, every hour is a happy hour at the Crocodile. We also offer the following promotions from 3 p.m.-4 p.m. Monday-Friday: margaritas for 60 pesos, free Coronita with any shot of tequila, bucket of 6 Coronas or 6 Victorias for 180 pesos.

MARK YOUR CALENDARS

Mateo will post more information next week, but March 6 will be our best party ever: Crocodile Rebirth Anniversary Party! This marks the first anniversary of La Manzanilla demonstrating incredible support with love, prayer, good vibes and major financial contributions. We’ll have plenty of food, drinks and Mariachi Arriba Jalisco returns for this special occasion!


YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS, BUT…

If you wish for Mateo to retain his final three gray hairs on top of his head, please refrain from smoking on the property. Please park motorized vehicles on the street and refrain from using your vehicle to move wooden tables. Please park bicycles on the property near the entrance, but not if you’re smoking on the bicycle. Please avoid moving wooden tables. Please order from your seats. If you wish to throw cigarette butts on the ground, at least have the courtesy to do so while you’re moving a wooden table with a motorized vehicle while ordering from the bar. Please don’t ask Mateo if he adds sugar to margaritas, unless you wish to ask him if he adds diesel fuel to the margaritas.


POP QUIZ
The number of incidents of folks walking home at night after the Super Bowl from the Crocodile included:
A. Three Canadians attacked by crocodiles
B. Six Americans getting run over by motorcycles
C. One Louisiana guy happy for Seattle fans


CLIFF NOTES
Tuesday, Feb. 17: Chava, 5 p.m.
Wednesday, Feb. 18: Eduardo, 5 p.m.
Thursday, Feb. 19, Michel, 5 p.m.
Friday, Feb. 20, Rick and Paul, 5 p.m.
Saturday, Feb. 21, bar closes 6 p.m.
Sunday, Feb. 22, Nahuales, 5:30 p.m.
Monday, Feb. 23, Yotzin, 5 p.m.
Upcoming: March 6, Crocodile Rebirth Anniversary Party!

Mateo
3328179527, Mexican cell and WhatsApp
WhatsApp best for texts, normal calls best for voice calls
Regular text messages best for complaints you don’t want Mateo to know about