Amigos!

Pro tip: It’s still either cloudy, rainy or frigid north of the border. Make plans to stay longer next season.

WE’RE STILL OPEN
Come get breakfast or a sunset drink and meal on the beach. Or spend the entire day at the Crocodile. We even have private showers with hot water on site. The hours will remain 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. for the next several months!

LAST CHANCE TO ROCK WITH CHAVA
Chava makes his final appearance of the season at 4 pm. Tuesday, March 17. We will ask him to wear a green shirt and sing Irish drinking tunes. Or maybe he’ll stick to Carlos Santana and Pink Floyd. Plenty of great seats available, just look for tables without a reservation note under the napkin holders. We’ll also have a T-shirt raffle and other giveaways.

BREAKFAST BARGAIN
Thanks to those of you who have stopped by for breakfast this season. If you have, you know it’s not only a delicious breakfast, but also a great deal at only 100 pesos with your juice or No Bullshit Splendidly Blendily coffee included. Coffee service starts at 8 a.m. daily and breakfast hours are from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m.

RICK AND PAUL SING INTO THE SUNSET
Rick and Paul have had a wonderful season at the Crocodile and their final high-season performance will start at 5 p.m. Friday, March 20. Please show your support for this wonderful duo!

YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS, BUT…
Even when Mateo did have a bicycle, he never parked it leaning against the house you own nor the house you rent. So please don’t park your bicycle against the casitas he owns nor the casitas his guests rent. If you don’t own a bicycle–or even if you do–please refrain from smoking on the property. Please don’t move wooden tables. And spread peace and love and please don’t smoke while moving wooden tables.

Mateo
3328179527: Mexican cell for calls, WhatsApp for text messages; carrier pigeon only for those wishing to order sugary margaritas from other establishments