Amigos!

Mateo has never invaded Iran in his 57 years on this planet. Yet another reason to come to the Crocodile for a sugar-free margarita.

RICK AND PAUL ONE LAST TIME TONIGHT!
Rick and Paul will indeed be back one last time! Come to the Crocodile for their final high-season performance at 5 p.m. Friday, March 20. Please show your support for this wonderful duo!

MARCH MADNESS
Thursday had plenty of great games! Even Duke was losing big to Sienna at one point. Come to the Crocodile for whip-around coverage on the big screen for the NCAA men’s college basketball tournament. Mateo will aim to show any LSU women’s game he can access on his streaming platform.

THE REAL LAST CHANCE TO ROCK WITH CHAVA
Chava had a great crowd on March 17 and plenty of folks asked for one more show, so you got it! He makes his real final appearance of the season at 4 pm. Tuesday, March 24. You can still make a reservation! If you don’t make a reservation, look for tables without a reservation note under the napkin holders. We’ll also have a T-shirt raffle and other giveaways again!

WE’RE STILL OPEN
Come get breakfast or a sunset drink and meal on the beach. Or spend the entire day at the Crocodile. We even have private showers with hot water on site. The hours will remain 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. for the next several months!

BREAKFAST BARGAIN
Thanks to those of you who have stopped by for breakfast this season. If you have, you know it’s not only a delicious breakfast, but also a great deal at only 100 pesos with your juice or No Bullshit Splendidly Blendily coffee included. Coffee service starts at 8 a.m. daily and breakfast hours are from 8:30 a.m. to 1 p.m.

YOU SHOULD ALREADY KNOW THIS, BUT…
Please don’t be the only guy in town who puts toilet paper in any toilet in La Manzanilla. And definitely refrain from leaving a bicycle parked against the casitas, even if you do follow the rule about putting toilet paper in the waste basket. After that, avoid moving wooden tables and smoking anywhere on the property from the street until you reach the ash trays on the beach. Please have a safe trip home, where you should be able to put toilet paper in the toilet.

Mateo
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