i hate that i can't get laid during this bullshit
Posted by dok on April 30, 2020, 5:14 pm
was a big fan of this local swing dance bar called Big Texas. I'd usually buy some slightly overweight white 40 something a couple Lone Stars, take her home and show her my thrash tapes.
had some luck with a cougar named Mandi only a couple weeks before the lockdown. put it in her pooper while we listened to Ride the Lightning (she was kinda basic).
anybody else not getting their dick sucked?