The Patriot - Bad, but the villain was entertaining. I lol'D at the Come and See comparison.
Starship Troopers - funney!!!
Bland Hayden Christensen - isn't this redundant?
Phantasm... the first one is fun implausible silly shit, but cheese. Angus Scrimm is only fun for the hammy reasons Robert Englund is. His real name was Lawrence Rory Guy which is probably a better name and his last film appearance was in the Marble Hornets movie, since he was the Tall Man and the movie has Slender Man...