The text about the other articles is often as laughable repetitive as the covers. There are two in the examples that I posted about finding treasure. I also like to think the two at the top of the first one are really one article: How You Can Get a Raise In Pay: Your Sex Urges and Drives
I like how the ones about not marrying Americans seem to cut both ways:
I have to say that bombing the Kremlin from Korea does indeed sound like a difficult task:
Wait...I'm confused. Are those the no-limit girls?