I also remember you ordered an anal-sex manual off Amazon but the post mixed up your address with someone in Italy who ordered something totally innocuous, and they would "experience a whole new world of sex."
Stick around, please. You're one of the bigger characters who's posted here, at least since the early days.
(Also there's an infamous picture of you drawing a naked woman aboard a boat that I think you regretted posting. I think unlike most Babble pics it's disappeared from the internet.)