"she turned on the garbage disposal and left it on for 30 whole minutes"
Sounds like she's *also* "the neighbor from hell, even if the guy below her is mostly to blame. Hopefully you're right about him getting evicted, especially if this has been going on for several months- the landlord definitely needs to get involved in one way or another at this point.
"Oh, weed is legal in Virginia in 20 days now."
LOL sounds like perfect timing, what with all this creepy neighbor shit. And it's gotta be nice to not have to set aside time for all those trips to DC just to cop.