"Haven't been on an airplane since I was two"
That mean you've never travelled internationally? I thought *I* was the Babbler who'd done the smallest amount of traveling (except for Billdude who never leaves Kansas IIRC). As I'm sure you're aware, flying's statistically far safer than driving but I still wouldn't really call a fear of flying "irrational". Seems pretty common actually.
Guessing this is at least partly a joke but that's a *great* habit if you ask me! As long as you don't take it too far. A daily wank seems pretty healthy- I'll sometimes do twice a day (but have slowed down a bit since I started dating my current ladyfriend). Remember hearing that Robert Crumb was a 10 times a day masturbator and that just sounds exhausting and potentially painful.