Fake songs don't necessarily offend me anyway, unless they're something like "Champagne Supernova".
Jason Priestley - Played Billy Breakenridge with quasi 90s facial hair and an effeminate quasi-gay manner. This is reputed to have been very inaccurate. I guess it's a 90s thing.
Billy Zane - Sucked like he always does. I've never liked him, I don't even like him in Back To The Future.
Stephen Lang - Had that creepy look in his eye, I liked how he chickened out at the OK Corral. Good in Don't Breathe and HILARIOUS when he gets killed in Manhunter, not so good in Avatar.
Thomas Haden Church - America's most simian-looking actor, Mani from Stone Roses doesn't look as much like a gorilla as THC does.
Okay, okay, all I know is "Hocus Pocus" by Focus...and even then, it's the silly TV version with the band speeding up and the dude making crazy faces.