Ted Nugent - Cat Scratch Fever A : Yes the guy's a jerk, but this is one of the catchiest riff-romps ever.
Foreigner - Juke Box Hero B+ : As is the case with many of these songs, it's overplayed as hell. But a strong chorus and good guitar solo.
Heart - Magic Man B+ : WAY too overplayed, yes. But still a good rock song with a strong vocal performance.
Don Henley - Dirty Laundry B : Serviceable for what it is. Better than anything by the Eagles. Tries a little too hard to be "relevant."
Huey Lewis and the News - Heart of Rock N' Roll B : Mediocrity at its most listenable.
Billy Idol - White Wedding B- : He has a few better songs that get less airplay.
Led Zeppelin - Stairway to Heaven C : Pure bombast. It's too long, the melody stinks, and Robert Plant's vocals are obnoxious. Flame me.
Red Hot Chili Peppers - Under the Bridge D+ : It sucks.
Billy Joel - The Piano Man D : Hey, I am a FAN of this guy! But I still hate this schlocky, self-aware crap.