You had to start off your list with Airborne. Yeesh.
Never watched Slumber Party Massacre, Prom Night, Cheerleader Camp, Sleepaway Camp...I dunno why. I just don't ever feel like it anymore. I hate the Friday The 13th movies and only the first and third Freddy movies were really all that good (and even then, they'll never be among my favorites, Dokken and all.)
But my actual picks for hilarious cheese are boring: yep, it's gonna be 'Manos' the Hands of Fate at the top and Troll 2, The Room and assorted MST3Ks like Hobgoblins, Eegah, Space Mutiny and Final Sacrifice nearby.
Nothing you don't know.
Battlefield Earth made me laugh at the terrible Travolta overacting, the Dutch angles and the cheapness of the whole thing, but in terms of telling a story it's just another crappy Star Wars knockoff and I wouldn't even recommend it as a crapsterpiece to other people.
I used to hate Hannibal but seeing REALLY bad Ridley Scott movies made it look not so bad in comparison.
The Brady Bunch Movie was pretty good actually as I recall, why's it on there?
I liked High School High as a kid but I probably wouldn't watch it these days!!!
What the hell is Ice Cream Man?!? They actually gave Clint Howard his own movie?!?
It still cracks me up seeing $3 DVDs of Howard The Duck in EVERY GROCERY STORE IN THE MIDWEST. Sorry, Lucas, nobody wants 'em.
I don't have that much nostalgia for The Mighty Ducks but was it really so bad as to end up on that list?
My Father The Hero is pretty baffling crap. Underage Katherine Heigl in a thong in a Disney movie, and an incest subplot? And it's rated PG?
The Net was one I watched on HBO a lot as a kid. It would be probably hilarious nowadays.
North has Jussie Smollett AND Phil Hartman's murderous wife in it!!
Wild Things is awesome. Don't put it on there!!
Zardoz is a failure artistically, but sort of an interesting watch.
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