Poseidon: I actually really like the *concept* of The Poseidon Adventure (the original movie was just okay), not to mention the movie poster had that classic graphic with the upside-down boat. That haunted me as a kid. This was one of the biggest wastes of money I've ever seen, though, and it disappeared FAST. When was the last time a movie lost jillions of dollars at the box office and people at least bothered to mourn the ashes or shake their head sadly? Cutthroat Island? Maybe The Green Lantern? People's careers don't even seem to get destroyed by this stuff anymore, like how Michael Cimino never really recovered from Heaven's Gate. "Yep, that $350 million budgeted movie made $3 million at the box office, everyone move along!!"
Collision Course: I saw enough of this one back in the day. Leno was a horrible actor, but there are some funny bad moments in this. Like the one you posted!!
The Omen: Since you can just look up compare and contrast video clips that compare the gruesome death scenes in this film with the ones from the 1976 film, I have no idea who would ever pay money to watch this whole movie anymore!!
The Ringer: I never saw this, but when it was first announced I came to this board and went "OMG you guys they're doing a fake Special Olympics comedy" and got immediately told to die and shut up.
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