Re: Jimmy Carter has eaten grits every day of his life.
He has actually survived for years on the hate he felt over Andy Kaufman's "foreign man" impression of him. In fact Kaufman originally asked Jimmy Carter to slap him on Letterman, not Jerry Lawler. Not that it would make any difference, since they're both from the f***ing South, where everybody is the exact same person because of all the incest and suchlike. Carter is the main propagator of "Andy Kaufman is still alive" hoaxes because Carter actually had him killed in 1984.