I know why some people are so sensitive to his stand ups. It's because everything he says is true in the real world that we live in. I am a 24 year old white single mother who love to go out. I would watch every serious talk shows about mothers like me or the news but that's just so demanding in our world. I've always thought that Chris Rock is the funniest and realist commedian that exists. When he made jokes about moms like me in "Bigger and Blacker," I laughed, but at the same time realized that he is right and I'll admit it. You can't get your kid on and your groove on at the same time or they're gonna grow up and rob someone it 10 years. At first, it hurt my feelings and I honestly didn't want to watch the rest of his show. But finally I realized, he is not trying to insult people, but he is trying to wake us up in his own way. And his way works better than any other. He doesn't just make fun of me; he makes fun of everyone; whether you're black, white, fat, skinny, single, lonely, have kids, have no kids, have a good job, have a bad job, have no job, are the president, are handicapped, aren't handicapped, are bald, have a full head of black hair or if you have no problem at all: He tells it like it is. Those of you who actually get defensive are in denial. For anyone to call Chris a "######," you should be executed yourself. He's the one sitting on piles and piles of money laughing in your ignorant face right now, and I am more than happy for him and I'M A CRACKER! I wish that I could contact Chris Rock, because I think he is the most intelligent human being in the world. He's about everything that is real. I think that that is the reason why we all find him so funny, because we can all relate to him. I've never related to anyone else better than him. I know it's because he wasn't just born a "rich star." He knows exactly what it's like to be broke, to struggle, to be depressed, to get high, to not understand our messed up country, and to go through a real true relationship. Everytime that I watch his comedy, I laugh more than I ever could laugh at anything else. And it's just 100% that he makes more sense than anyone else I see on television or hear on the radio; while he makes fun of it at the same time. I think that Chris Rock is a pure genius. Even before watching "Head of State," I've told my family and friends that I think that Chris Rock would be the best president we could ever dream of. When I look at him, I don't see a "black dude or a ######," but the most smartest man on earth. And for those of you with your insults, you're all jealous because you're not smart or funny and no one pays to see your "Cracker Racist Asses." If it weren't for ignorant duche-bags like yourselves, these jokes would never exist. But I'm smart enough to just logically know that they don't apply to me or any other white, brown, yellow, red, or anyone else who just looks at people as people. I don't mean to keep blabbing but I hate when I go out to Providence, RI and black people say to me, "Don't #### with me because my black ass will #### your little white ass up." That doesn't scare me and I think it's ignorant. That is one big hell of a reason why I fell in love with Chris Rock. I thought he was making white jokes because he was racist like that. But when he pointed out that there is a difference between black people and ######s, I realized that he is God. I've been thinking that for the longest time. I don't ever see black people as "black" unless they point it out to me all the time and make it seem as if they deserve special treatment. I treat everyone the same. America is so diverse now that like Chris says we don't have time to dice all you up into little groups. To tell you the truth, I hate British white people more than anything. They are the most annoying, caged up, snotty and stuck on themselves more than anyone. I'm just mainly trying to say that it's finally to the point now where 80% of us are just all Americans. I grew up in a town with one single black family about 14 years ago; And now, I'm just as common of a race as africans and spanish people and asians. All I see is people. If I go to the ghetto and people want to judge me as stuck up and white, than yeah, I might accidently say a racist slur because it's a defense against theirs. I finally realized when I had to spend 16 days in the state prison exactly what life is an who we are. I had never been in trouble and I spent my first night in my room in a bunk bed with 7 other black girls that appeared in my shelter mind as "gangster bitches." Even though I had been through so much and been in so many brawls, they honestly scared the shit out of me because I just assumed they hated whites because of what they had been put through back in the days. I had spent 3 days and 2 nights on a metal slab in a town jail with spiders and no shoes to kill them with and a metal toilet in front of a cameral in front of the police officers. It was for stupid shit, but they were trying to teach me a lesson, which thankfully did work. Anyways; my first night in prison, I finally got to take a shower, got medicine for the lump the police put on my head, got food, got p.j.'s and a mattress. So when I fell asleep, I went into a coma and snored louder than you can imagine. I woke up at 4 a.m. to all of my black roommates calling me "wannabe jailbird cracker bitch, let us sleep and go back to your mommy," as they were throwing everything at me, striking me in my head, right in my lump. Even though I had serious felony charges, not knowing that they were the ones in there for what they refered to as "weak shit," they acted as though I tried to go to jail to be "cool and thuggish or bad or hardcore." I was so tired and delusional, that I actually thought I was dreaming or hallucinating and just ignored them and fell back asleep. They kept trying to keep me awake, but since I thought I was dreaming I actually had the female balls to say, "shut the #### up! I just got the shit kicked out of me my pigs, lost my apartment-job-boyfriend, got my money and jewelry thrown into a plastic bag, am starving to death because I refused to eat a greasy ham and cheese sandwich in court, have been stuck listening to prostitution episodes and most of all had to get my ass everything else searched for whatever! The lights all came on and the black girls all became "humans" just like me. They admitted that they just tried to scare new people because they were even more miserable or bored as me. Over the time that I was there, I felt as though I had become as close to them as my family. Even if they were there for stealing, I trusted them. Even though there were 100's of us locked up, when we were in lock down or the lights were shut off, all we had was each other. I never had ever thinked about thinking about any one of those girls as being black but just as being real. Because you don't know how to be real until you go through real shit! And I would just like Chris to know somehow that I think he is the most honest, realist and at the same time, funniest smartest person that exists and I think he would be a better president than any other fake-ass supposedly-never done any thing wrong- naive white guy that is only up for election because of his dumb status. What is this country going to do when some white American genius is just crazy and so pissed off because he's a wack-job and is secretly part of Al Queida, but loses to a black or any different type of average intelligent man because he's gotten high before. This country is going to screw itself because of it's standards and not it's reality. We are such a target for terrorism and that's because we've been doing the same exact shit and that is exactly how September 11, 2001 happened. We are so predictable. Everyone knows what we do every day and where we'll be and who may be the next leader. The Pentagon was really sad, but how dumb can the most intelligent and most armed country in the world be but to place the majority of their, weapons, army, special forces and all that matters into one single building! Why would we place all of our financial shit into the tallest builing that our country owns. And yet my biggest question of all, we go through so much security to protect and secure our president; but why do we put our most valued person of the country in the same builing all of the time? We need to keep it changing and guessing and safe and think about America; not the White House's archtectural structure ( if I spelt that right). That's it. I need to stop blabbing. I hope someone at least read this and actually takes thought to it. And if you can get this to Chris Rock, I would greatly appreciate it because I don't think he actually realizes just how incredibly smart he is.
nealryan1@comcast.net
You look real old on TV, and Ive heard all your shit, Your a ####ing racist, You make me want to vomit, The way you treated MC hammer on HBO really stunk, you ####ing skunk,drop dead!!you must have a little bitty dick to be so rude, prick!!
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