Otherwise here are how all tryouts are held according to past parents on the message by importance.
1. How much money your parent fundraises for the program
2. How big of a Karen your parents are in correlation with how tight they are with school admin
3. Does your kid play for the Bandits, Chill, or Palos Penguins
4. How big of a recommendation your kids rec ball coach gives
5. If you send the hs coach 2 emails a day telling them how good your kid is
6. The more dillusional you are, increases your daughter’s chances of making varsity
7. The number of $400 bats in your kids bag
8. See #2
9. How many drinks you bought the coach during the prior season
10. How creepy you watch HS tryouts
11. You play for Wasco (only applies to Burlington Central)
12. You play for the Chill (only applies to Antioch)
13. You play for the Bandits (only applies to Marist)
14. You played for the Bandits left to play for Iowa Premier then left to play for Mojo then to any team with Sparks, Cats, or Lightning in the team name.
15. If your arguing and yelling rivals any customer on the TV show Hardcore Pawn
16. How many beers you and your significant other can slam in 10 minutes.
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