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Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Baby New Year on December 31, 2025, 11:59 pm

Wishing all the bucket sitters, backstop standers, and outfield yellers a fantastic 2026!

And, as we approached the New Year, let’s announce our 2026 projections!

1. Slapping… still so much anger
2. DuKane: StCharles/N/E/Rocks/Sucks
3. It’s all too expensive and they’re all crooks
4. Only after gravity aren’t Bandits #1
5. Mojo Plainfield is an up and coming national power
6. My nationals tourney is the same as yours

Do your thing, internet.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Too busy on January 1, 2026, 4:47 pm, in reply to "Happy happy softball daddy"

Too busy having my daughter get reps today outside. Also have to post about her commitment to softball and tag all the college coaches. I should also post pictures with her holding recruiting mail.

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Posted by @Too on January 2, 2026, 8:30 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Whoa, if you’re having to do all that, your daughter is lazy, and doesn’t want it that bad. Stop. Do you do her homework for her too?

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Slap in the face on January 1, 2026, 12:44 pm, in reply to "Happy happy softball daddy"

1) slappers often are cheating
2) DuKane has all top pitching back (except 1)
3) did I mention the slappers often cheat
4) Runners who leave early should be called out
5) here comes the “daddy ball” screams

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by @Slap on January 2, 2026, 9:44 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Typical post from you. Nothing to offer, just looking for reactions from previous post. It's a new year. Be Better.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Slappers (and cheaters) Never on January 2, 2026, 3:21 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

There you go again endorsing cheating. It’s not my fault your daughter never even once hit one over the fence.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by @Happy on January 5, 2026, 2:56 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

The "book" on my kid in college was to pitch her outside and make her hit oppo. Straight up hitter. It used to make me laugh when they called the slapper violation, because half the hits she had were outside the box. If you're going to call anyone, call them all.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by @Slap on January 3, 2026, 10:44 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Keep trying daddy baller. Did you spend some time in the back yard practicing your drunken Neanderthal battle cries about speedy players since your team can't get out? Tighten up that defense, and quit whining in 2026.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Stay In The Box on January 3, 2026, 3:54 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

There you go again with screams of “Daddy Ball”.
Admit it, your daughter could not hit a lick so you switched her over to the left side and encouraged her to cheat. Dispicable!

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Ironic on January 4, 2026, 11:23 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

It's not hard, play defense and stop the speed game. Instead of crying. Man up.

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Posted by I know this guy on January 4, 2026, 3:48 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

He's from the same crowd that wants to make the tush-push banned. Nope. Quit crying and stop it.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Yo! on January 4, 2026, 3:20 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

From my perspective the person posting about “out-of-the-box” has a legit point. Is the batters box a rule or just a suggestion? Dismissing the argument with “play defense better” is not addressing his point effectively.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by @Yo on January 6, 2026, 9:10 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Some of the funniest things I've seen over the summer is these loud mouth daddys yelling at the umpire the entire game. Box, early, quick pitching, get coaches back in their boxes, etc.

Then someone produces a video of the play and the player is legal. Then it gets taken it to loud mouth daddy, and he becomes embarrassed and quiet.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Yo! on January 6, 2026, 2:19 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Some of my favorite times are showing parents of slappers video of their daughters being out-of-box then watching them go silent.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by LMAO on January 6, 2026, 3:33 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

You're so predictable and not very original, sad softball dad.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Jesús Naranja on January 6, 2026, 2:34 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

I, too, like to make up stories to support the narrative I'm pushing.

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Posted by Exactly on January 4, 2026, 2:31 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Out of the box, left early, doesn’t matter if she’s out. Zip it and get to work. Or is it just easier to cry?

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Stay In The Box on January 3, 2026, 11:49 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

There you go again with screams of “Daddy Ball”.
Admit it, your daughter could not hit a lick so you switched her over to the left side and encouraged her to cheat. Dispicable!

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Dude on January 3, 2026, 2:27 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Dude, really, check yourself. This ongoing mission of yours has gone way too far down the road. What happened to, don't hate the player, hate the game. Grind your axe elsewhere and quit hijacking threads. Pretty please.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Too Much on January 3, 2026, 5:25 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Before you scream “Daddy Ball” once more, take a moment and answer: should there be a batters box (or is it just a suggestion)?

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Don't care but care on January 4, 2026, 4:31 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Keep yelling about it. How has that worked? Are you getting results? If not then your the one with the problem.

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Posted by D1 Daddy on January 5, 2026, 7:45 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

My daughter is a pitcher playing 14u for a team you all know. Her Coach instructs the left handed “speed” girls to go out of the box and leave early so they can be even with the Bandits.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Truth on January 5, 2026, 3:34 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

The guys is never going to stop yelling or crying to the umps. He wants to be noticed. It's about him.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Perfection, the enemy of good on January 6, 2026, 10:47 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

I'd much rather talk about politics or share colonoscopy images on this board than this RIDICULOUS complaining about slappers.

Missed calls aren't a BUG in the game, they are a FEATURE!

Per StatCast, ball/strike accuracy in MLB is 88%. That means about a dozen calls are missed per game. And those are men (and women) who are professionals - and who aren't having to watch the zone and the batters box simultaneously!

Thankfully, umpires are right much more often than not. And when they're not... welcome to the injustice of the real world, princess!

Bring up your corners. Spin the ball. Get a more agile catcher. But quit soaking your blouse with tears about slapping.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Getting the advantage on January 6, 2026, 9:00 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Always looking for an advantage not matter the sport. Leaving the box early, stealing signs, deflating footballs(Patriots-Colts), growing grass longer, using substances on baseballs, ped's. What else am I forgetting

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by Missing on January 7, 2026, 11:25 am, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

I know what you are MISSING. You are missing taking advantage of 74yr old high school and travel umpires.
Too bad for slappers (and their Daddy Ball father), out-of-box gets called at the college level.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by @Missing on January 7, 2026, 3:51 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Time to change your blouse.

Re: Happy happy softball daddy

Posted by @Missing on January 7, 2026, 1:38 pm, in reply to "Re: Happy happy softball daddy"

Only when they ARE out of the box, or left early. NOT just because drunk daddy yells every pitch.

Not once did I say it shouldn't be called. That's drunk daddy's spin. But video proof does show he is wrong a high percentage of the time.

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