Yeah, if I don't die or get injured in a car crash, then seatbelts are a crock and I'm never wearing one again. I see people driving everyday that didn't get killed. Why should we wear seatbelts?

And hard hats? I've always suspected they were a scam. I've never been hit on the head with a beam at my job. Why should I wear a hard hat?

I skipped a shower after practice and didn't get ring worm OR staph. Now you're gonna say everyone should shower. Showering is a crock you sheeple!


Be serious, you are being silly on purpose.