A Sunday School teacher began her lesson with a question,
"Boys and girls, what do we know about God?" A hand shot
up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you know?" the teacher asked. "You know -
Our Father, who does art in Heaven..."
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A Minister waited in line to have his car filled with gas just
before a long holiday weekend. The attendant worked quickly,
but there were many cars ahead of him in front of the service
station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant
pump." Reverend," said the young man," sorry about the delay.
It seems as if everyone waits until the last minute to get ready
for a long trip." The Minister chuckled, "I know what you mean.
It's the same in my business."
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Somebody once figured out that we have 35 million laws
trying to enforce 10 Commandments.
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A Minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city
because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a
meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper which
read: "I have circled the block 10 times. If I don't park here,
I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."

When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer
along with this note. "I've circled this block for 10 years. If I
don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. "LEAD US NOT INTO
TEMPTATION."
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One Sunday after church Mom asked very young daughter
what the lesson was about. Daughter answered, "Don't be
scared, you'll get your quilts." Needless to say, Mom was
perplexed. Later in the day, their Pastor stopped by for tea.
Mom asked him what that morning's Sunday school lesson
was about. He said "Be not afraid, Thy comforter is coming."
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There was this gracious lady mailing an old family Bible to
her brother in another part of the country." Is there anything
breakable in here?" asked the postal clerk. "Only the Ten
Commandments," answered the lady
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