UN THINGS TO DO ON AN ELEVATOR WHILE BORED

~ Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

~ Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

~ Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

~ Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

~ Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

~ Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

~ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

~ Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

~ Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

~ Swat at flies that don't exist.

~ When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

>>>Today's Thot

All I want us love, peace, understanding and a chocolate bar the size of my head.