...my Social Security is around $2,400 a month, which with my $3,500 a month Pension, means that I don't have to touch the quarter of a million that I have in retirement savings.

And I never have to be a whiny beeyatch and say "The Market is down 7,000 points and I've lost HALF of my retirement!!!"

Our net income is around $104,000 a year.

I'm doing fine, thanks.