My Fortune 500/1000 clients know who I am. My many students at Vanderbilt remember me. My creditors know I pay on time. My beautiful Himalayan Persian cats, Julianna and Victoria Vishnevskaya, know that I take the best possible care of them.

Meanwhile, all we know about you is you are a perpetual chatboard troll, you deal in boxes of rocks , you are a misguided liberal, and you live vicariously thru that Pesky TreeHugger Miss Cox.

Other than that, you seem to be a really super guy. Thanks for your service to our country ... if you really were a Marine. We have no way to verify that. Touche!

Trish has gone on record here that my information about myself has remained consistent for over 2 decades.

At least, we know more about you and me than anyone knows about HH and Mikey Rug, well except that he drives a gas-guzzling V8 truck that runs on Sunoco 94 gas, and he is vulgar and offensive with the ladies here.