Rev it up to the red line and it will probably swallow several valves. Goofy-looking, juvenile grille.

I know you picture yourself as a big he-man riding thru mud and swamps and wrestling alligators, but in reality you are a weak wimp with a very limited vocabulary.

Jeeps are far more manly if you need a mechanical icon to try to assure yourself of virility.

Learn your place, Lester. Lay up sorry on the porch.