Well hello there ma'am and welcome to my Club. The name is a bit of an insider joke derived from a story of mine. I don't suppose that it comes as a surprise that I should still be an Imperialist at heart, even if a bit down at heel and low income to be accepted as one of the chaps!
Actually if I had to be labelled my mum called me an ancient hippy which is fine by me as Nigel Planer (Neil the hippy) was my favourite character from 'The Young Ones'