I say men what's with this girly creature wanting to play with the chaps eh!?

I mean corwumph she'll want to be served at the bar next! Good grief isn't there a shirt somewhere that needs ironing or a carpet that needs hoovering and as fo...........

(At this point Mrs Fred dealt Fred a hearty thwack to the bonce and normal order was restored.)


Hi Heather pleased to meet you. (He groaned weakly after getting up off the floor.)