I like those big red ones, and the pink ones that look like a pvssy. If you don't like them, your probably a democrat confused by all those fake genders you can walk through a turnip garden and mash every one of the damned fhings flat! You can walk out on the pavement and step on every ant you see. That's lots of fun. They're on my golf courses too, crawling around where I hit my balls, and they sometimes interfere with a game that I very clearly won, because I am the greatest president golfer in Ameircan history. Everybody knows this and says so. But those ants force me to do ball drops Ants are like democrats if you ever watch them, always getting in your way. They get along, and work together. If you kick an ant nest, they come out and go to war. They're like dumb democrats with all this hidden underground stuff they don't want anybody to see no no no, the people have a right to no. Democrats say I cheat at golf. I never cheat at anything. I never cheated on anything in my life. It's all a hoax. Russia russia russia, the epstein files are fake news from Clinton, Ray and Comey all after me because I am the cleanest and most transparent president of all time. Nobody is as transparent as me. Now watch me hit this ball."
on July 28, 2025, 5:26 pm, in reply to "Obviously. the turnips ultimately pay. "
"No president ever thought of this before me," said Trump. "You know one of those NATO countries is famous for turnips I think it's Bolivia or Holland I don't know that much about flowers, but turnips are among my favorites. Whwe I was a little boy I planted a turnip bulb with a woman daddy banged when mommy went insane.
You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony
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