Since the Kirk shooting, many MAGA drifting away from him rushed back like iron filings to a magnet.
His canonized name might be Felon D. St. Rump

You see, God is never wrong. Never makes mistakes and the felon said he is the chosen one. The holy one. The annointed one.

If they bury him with his Bible, his Gideon Bible stolen from the DC hotel, I predict in the first year, embalmed or not, booklice, silverfish and earwigs will ravage it. Flatworms, fatworms, bloodworms, heartworms, brainworms, hookworms, tapeworms will ravage him.

His floatato-like body may stage an evolution, where those worms adapt to embalming fluid, and the nature he defied, takes her course.

Floatato is the name of the leading Alaskan fat brown bear this year.