In the aisle down from frozen foods was a pile of black beans on the floor. I passed it a couple times. Last time, a supervisor was supervising an employee who swept the beans into a dustpan.

I said, "Looks like someone spilled the beans."

Apparently it was dad humor they didn't get, or didn't think was funny.

Later in frozen breakfasts, I opened the freezer door to get a bag of premade frozen pancakes. At the same time a woman reached in from the next door and grabbed the same bag. She quickly pulled her hand back, embarrassed, and apologized.

I said,

"Look Lady! I'll fight you for them. Not here and now. We'll set this up as a main event with Walmart. They can promote it, sell tickets with the winner getting 60% of the gate, loser 30% and Walmart 10%. (I whispered "Sound like fun donit?") We can make enough money off this to buy groceries here for a year! Walmart shoppers fight for profit!"

By that time she was almost on the floor laughing so hard.

I gave her the bag of pancakes and said< "I like people with a good sense of humor! Thanks! This was fun!"

On the way out of the store, the new cart area by the exit is signed, "Cart Park."

I said to somebody, "IF you read that backwards, it says "Trac(k) Krap."