we need trump jokes. Tell them and spread them
all over social media. Heckle, jeer, and laugh!

5000 years ago, Moses said,
"Pick up your shovel, pack your camel,
mount your ass. I shall take you to the
Promised Land."

90 years ago FDR said,
"Put down your shovel, light up a camel,
sit on your ass. This is the Promised Land."

Today trump put tariffs on your shovel,
deported your camel, kicked you in the ass,
and said, "I made America great again! Nobody
else could have done it. I should get the
Nobel Prize for this. In fact I should get
three or four of them. I have the framework
of a plan about Greenland that everybody has
agreed to. They're saying
'nobody but trump could have done this.'
They're calling me 'big daddy.'
I have a concept of a plan to lower
cost of groceries, medicine, and health care
costs. Costs are coming down like nobody's
ever seen. We have the greatest economy the
world has ever seen.
Only a year ago I inherited a disaster from Biden."
The European leaders all said, "Sir! How
can we ever repay you? Only you could have
done this!'"

But trump was privately despondent.
He called a suicide hot line, and a man in Iran answered.
Trump told the man he was really thinking about it.
He said, "I heard you have a way for a guy
to enter Paradise with 72 virgins. Is that correct?"
The man on the other end became very excited,
and asked trump;
"Can you drive a truck?"