Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on January 22, 2026, 8:50 pm
we need trump jokes. Tell them and spread them all over social media. Heckle, jeer, and laugh!
5000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your camel, mount your ass. I shall take you to the Promised Land."
90 years ago FDR said, "Put down your shovel, light up a camel, sit on your ass. This is the Promised Land."
Today trump put tariffs on your shovel, deported your camel, kicked you in the ass, and said, "I made America great again! Nobody else could have done it. I should get the Nobel Prize for this. In fact I should get three or four of them. I have the framework of a plan about Greenland that everybody has agreed to. They're saying 'nobody but trump could have done this.' They're calling me 'big daddy.' I have a concept of a plan to lower cost of groceries, medicine, and health care costs. Costs are coming down like nobody's ever seen. We have the greatest economy the world has ever seen. Only a year ago I inherited a disaster from Biden." The European leaders all said, "Sir! How can we ever repay you? Only you could have done this!'"
But trump was privately despondent. He called a suicide hot line, and a man in Iran answered. Trump told the man he was really thinking about it. He said, "I heard you have a way for a guy to enter Paradise with 72 virgins. Is that correct?" The man on the other end became very excited, and asked trump; "Can you drive a truck?"You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony
He HATES being laughed at. So we should laugh LOUDER!!
Posted by Sia on January 23, 2026, 1:09 am, in reply to "Laughing at Trump" ADMIN
on January 22, 2026, 8:50 pm
