He swapped a crusade for an assault.
He never crusaded a woman, but he assaulted countless women.
What he did for women, he does for country.

By talking about it, we're all fighting him every day.
Word spreads among friends by mouth and is trusted because they are friends.

Kristi Noem learned a very valuable lesson about the felon, lies, and lying.
She lied for him, and when it didn't work, he lied about her.

Liars can't keep their stories straight, and the felon's stories are as crooked as him.