From a cannon, and not Aileen!
Use her for the wadding to make a bigger boom.

Only a moron fires people untested like felon does.

We can't use ass/u/me with him. Stop at ass.

Did you see him try to crowd himself in with the Spanish soccer players? He had to be led away, and he turned around and went back during the team photo. He was cropped out for the occicial photo. You can see his right arm in it.

Big, dumb, stupid, bumbling, fumbling oaf. With apologies to oaves.