New York (AP) - Earlier this evening ICE agents noisily made their way onto the stage at Lincoln Center during a performance of Swan Lake. They rudely brushed pass the acting stage manager who was unable to stop the agents from moving on from stage left, between border curtain No. 2 and the backdrop cyclocurtain. On stage, they seized the four cygnet swans during their famous signature Dance of the Little Swans and dragged the shrieking birds off stage in the direction from whence they came. Other swans ran around in circles desperately calling for help before fleeing through stage right border exits. Phone calls to Markwayne Mullin went unanswered, but Tom Homan was reached, dining in the former Oval Office, transitioned into a Cheesecake Factory by President Trump. He said the operation was entirely legal and approved by President Trump himself. The agents were sent to the border there and in six other metropolitan theatres to seize illegal ballets.


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