Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein"
Posted by Sia on September 30, 2025, 7:12 pm ADMIN
Hegseth's Meeting Backfires as Military Audience Starts Chanting, "Epstein, Epstein"
Sep 30 - The Borowitz Report
QUANTICO, VIRGINIA (The Borowitz Report)—Pete Hegseth and Donald Trump’s plan to indoctrinate the nation’s top brass backfired spectacularly on Tuesday when the military audience started chanting, “Epstein, Epstein.”
Initially, Hegseth attempted to be heard over the roaring generals, but then burst into tears, sending mascara streaking down his cheeks.
Recognizing that the audience had turned against him, a panicked Donald Trump tried to flee the building but was foiled when the escalator he boarded suddenly lurched to a halt.
As the assembled commanders rose to their feet and continued the “Epstein” chant, Hegseth stormed off the stage and was heard muttering, “Fuck it, I’m going back to drinking.”
Posted by Pikes Peak 14115 on September 30, 2025, 9:12 pm, in reply to "'Back to drinking,' lol" ADMIN
Hw isn't known as Kegsbreath for any other reason. I can see where working for Fox might drive a person to drink. Working for the felon would ramp that up significantly. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony
Where are the military leaders aware of Posse Comitatus
America isn't coming back from this, and Jesus won't be meeting MAGA in the clouds either. You can look away from a painting, but you can't listen away from a symphony
on September 30, 2025, 7:12 pm
